You know, I know Tim Walz very well, believe me, folks. Some people say he’s a governor, and maybe he is, but you know, I know governors, and he’s definitely one of them, if you get what I mean. Great guy, just fantastic. I’ve heard people talking about how he’s done some things—good things, bad things, who can say? But let me tell you, if there’s one thing I know, it’s Tim Walz. He’s the kind of guy who, when you see him, you think, ‘Wow, that’s a guy right there.’ Tremendous presence. And his name—Tim, very strong name, very American. And Walz—reminds me of walls, which you know I love. But do I know him? Never met the guy. No idea who he is.
E: It's satire, folks. The best satire you've ever read, belive me.
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Lemminary@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
You know, I know Tim Walz very well, believe me, folks. Some people say he’s a governor, and maybe he is, but you know, I know governors, and he’s definitely one of them, if you get what I mean. Great guy, just fantastic. I’ve heard people talking about how he’s done some things—good things, bad things, who can say? But let me tell you, if there’s one thing I know, it’s Tim Walz. He’s the kind of guy who, when you see him, you think, ‘Wow, that’s a guy right there.’ Tremendous presence. And his name—Tim, very strong name, very American. And Walz—reminds me of walls, which you know I love. But do I know him? Never met the guy. No idea who he is.
E: It's satire, folks. The best satire you've ever read, belive me.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
1984@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 2y
Love it. :)
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2y
Legit thought this was a real Trump's quote until the last 3 sentences.
Bojimbo@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
I feel like Democrats collectively dreamt up Tim Walz.
rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Nah, you're seeing the Farmer-Labor part of the DFL
NoiseColor@startrek.website · -1 pts · 2y
Conspiracy?
BmeBenji@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y