as far as we know anyway

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22 Comments

johny@feddit.org · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Big-o’dickus

  • very big
  • causes gonorrhea (or I already had it, idk)
Pringles@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Drip-o'dickus

johny@feddit.org · 2 pts · 2y

😋

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y (3 replies)

This idiot never heard about all those diplodocus orgies

MagicShel@programming.dev · 7 pts · 2y

God dammit. I never get invited to the fun parties.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

correlation does not equal causation

jaybone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

So much oil.

pigup@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Diplo

  • American DJ
  • music producer
MysteryMeatbag@mander.xyz · 15 pts · 2y
  • causes gonorrhea
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y

May or may not cause gonorrhea.

fossphi@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

dipaloadadickus

Plopp@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

duplocockus

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 7 pts · 2y

If one bums you you end up with a mega sore arse

SuiXi3D@fedia.io · 6 pts · 2y

I always see diplodocus and wanna call it a boopasarus because in Ark: Survival Evolved they’re friendly guys who just boop you around everywhere.

ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Diplodocus is loaded with gonorrhea. It's just that the sex kills you before he spreads it to ya.

ladicius@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

...while he spreads it to you.

shukufuku@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

Both gram negative, I'd assume

dutchkimble@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Why is one spelt with a double C at the end though

leisesprecher@feddit.org · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Because it's derived from the Greek kokkos, meaning berry, because the bacteria are round (like berries) and not elongated like other bacteria.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

super cool info

dutchkimble@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 2y

Ah! Thank you for that knowledge

JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Next time I fire up Ark i am taming the closest Diplodocus and naming it Mr. Diplococcus.