c/programmer_humor · by MashedTech@lemmy.world · 1yUh oh, what have I done 488 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world
8 Comments
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 26 pts · 1y
My code is self-obfuscating.
deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev · 8 pts · 1y
Hi I work for Denuvo, do you have a minute?
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 1y
Ah yes, The generated VM and callback-based obfuscator.
shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y
I don't even need to eat spaghetti. I'm efficient like that.
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
But the code still comes from the same place!
SatouKazuma@programming.dev · 5 pts · 1y
I don't think I've ever produced spaghetti code in my life...
Because my code never works in the first place.
MashedTech@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
It's okay, we're here for you ❤️
dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y
im a machine that turns cookies and milk into spaghetti and bugs