Meanwhile in my house, it's always beer o'clock... somewhere else.
...but what about weed o"clock?! Amirite, guys? Thank you thank you, for that hemorrhage of applause, I'll be here all week. I also work weddings, bar mitzvahs and quinceaƱeras, please contact my manager if you have any inquiries.
11 Comments
dumbass@leminal.space · 25 pts · 2y
When I was an alcoholic I had a screensaver on my old Nokia phone that looked like a clock, but only said 5:00 pm all the time.
rescue_toaster@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y
That looks like ranch dressing.
Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 17 pts · 2y
It is, in the sketch
Stovetop@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
seathru@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 2y
Ranch it up, bro!
deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
legalize ranch
doingthestuff@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Alcoholics don't care what time it is anywhere.
niktemadur@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Meanwhile in my house, it's always beer o'clock... somewhere else.
...but what about weed o"clock?! Amirite, guys? Thank you thank you, for that hemorrhage of applause, I'll be here all week. I also work weddings, bar mitzvahs and quinceaƱeras, please contact my manager if you have any inquiries.
norimee@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
It's beer-o'clock somewhere.
b_t@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
buzz me mulatto
noxy@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 2y
doth my nugs bequeath me?
deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y
brotendo