Drunken woman defecated on police officer who tried to put her in handcuffs

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/drunken-woman-defecated-police-officer-29737594?

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12 Comments

Emperor@feddit.uk · 25 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Deliberately, like an angry seagull?

dogsnest@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

DrCake@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Imagine being able to shit on command, that’s like a super power.

Emperor@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 2y

Lady Shitsalot, The Shart Knight

Nemesis: Raasclaat, the Superyardie

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Alcohol is a helluva drug

echodot@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 2y

Arr, youth.

nickb333@fedia.io · 4 pts · 2y

I had to check if it was one of Tim Martin's but apparently it's a Stonegate, and recently refurbished too.

aberrate_junior_beatnik@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Not all heroes wear capes

steeznson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Finally a story about Teesside that's not about Ben Houchen. Although on 2nd thoughts would this still count if the story features a massive shit?

Pronell@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

That's not the typical application of the poophole loophole, but I approve of it.

shortwavesurfer@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Good for her. These goons need to be shit on more often.

aberrate_junior_beatnik@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

ACAB (all cops are bathrooms)

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · -2 pts · 2y
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