Boosting that CV

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Dirk@lemmy.ml · 45 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Someone likes their reply to a technical question
* adds senior IT support specialist to resume

nichtburningturtle@feddit.org · 25 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hits F12

* adds 10x developer to resume

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Views Source on a web page

* adds Javascript Programmer to resume

Broken_Monitor@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Pretty sure a meltdown is the last thing a nuclear physicist would want on their CV

kopasz7@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You know how valuable that experience is? Someone who fucked up is just another way of saying he had an expensive training in prod.

WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 2y

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

- Thomas Edison, Nuclear Physicist

Inktvip@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

I have a cousin that works at a petrochem plant. He told me that all the “common trips” never really happen since they’ve been drilled on how and what to do and how to prevent them, but the second shit really does go down you better have a senior around that has seen that specific trip before. Especially considering there’s tens/hundreds of thousands worth of produce being burned off by the second until things are back under control.

ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y

Can't argue with experience.

lolcatnip@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 2y

A metallurgist, though...

DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 33 pts · 2y

They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics.

I said I have a theoretical degree in physics.

They said welcome aboard.

wiase@discuss.online · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Why is the OP's handle blurred out in the screenshot.

0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

it's probably a screenshot from reddit where sharing someone's username is against the rules because "doxing" or something like that.

wiase@discuss.online · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It is clearly a tweet. It even says twitter web client on there.

0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

it's a screenshot of a tweet. yes. that screenshot was probably posted on reddit originally. that's why it's censored. then someone downloaded it and posted it to Lemmy.