After the civil war completes, Emperor Walz declares the entire nation will now be known as Minnesota in a show of unification to the rest of the world.
Wrong again. He was one of the first, if not the firstest, president of the United States. They even named the capital after him because he was a capitalist
A "mini-burger" already has a name and it isn't "mini-burger"
I assume you mean sliders. The pic clearly does not show a slider, it shows the exact same burger as on the left but smaller. Way too much going on in that thing to be a slider, mini-burger is perfectly apt.
Real talk, I have the Oregon Trail video game board game and my wife and I were playing it for the first time and she said "you start first so I know what to do" so I flipped the first card and immediately died of a rattlesnake bite leaving her to play on her own
I haven't really played the board game, as my wife and I usually get caught up in longer ones. But I do have childhood memories of killing many a brave group of pioneers with poor planning and too much bad meat.
108 Comments
MustardCabbage@sh.itjust.works · 161 pts · 1y
... Oregon?
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 89 pts · 1y
This meme is 6 steps ahead of all of us.
We're playing tic-tac-toe and this meme is playing 4-dimensional strategema.
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 1y
I looked it up and Minnesota is no where near which makes me appreciate this Oregano meme even more
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
This guy is playing chess with motorcycles.
Masta_Chief@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I take Strategema for my adhd
Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y
That's Mississoda learn geology
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
What happened to Misterssoda?
IkarusHagen2@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 1y
She.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
He became she. Burger became soda. Next thing you're gonna tell me is that hydrogen can turn into helium!
snooggums@midwest.social · 4 pts · 1y
It happens more often than you would think, due to social pressure.
a9cx34udP4ZZ0@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
After the civil war completes, Emperor Walz declares the entire nation will now be known as Minnesota in a show of unification to the rest of the world.
SilentObserver@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
No, it’s spelled “Oregun” according to big lifted, pavement princess, diesel covered in decals that just rolled coal in front of me.
PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 1y
Oregon is like Minnesota but squished a little.
Korne127@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
xD
Glifted@lemmy.world · 126 pts · 1y
This is great. It's like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn't make sense.
No one has even noticed that
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
But thats Washington 😡😤
bizarroland@fedia.io · 18 pts · 1y
Washington is above the red spot. The red location is Oregon.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
No. You're all wrong. That's still my phone.
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
No, this is Patrick
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y
Wrong again. He was one of the first, if not the firstest, president of the United States. They even named the capital after him because he was a capitalist
mpa92643@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I don't know about firstest, but he was definitely firster. That's why they call him a founding father, not a founding fathest.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
whoosh
snooggums@midwest.social · 9 pts · 1y
Went right over their Oregon!
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y
Pop them right up the Florida!
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Straight into Fuck Dakota.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Washington is on the east coast dummy. It's by Pennsylvania.
Perfide@reddthat.com · 18 pts · 1y
I assume you mean sliders. The pic clearly does not show a slider, it shows the exact same burger as on the left but smaller. Way too much going on in that thing to be a slider, mini-burger is perfectly apt.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 1y
That's because sliders was a sci-fi show starring the kid from Stand by Me.
bizarroland@fedia.io · 10 pts · 1y
Gimli was in it too
nomous@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
It was pretty good at first but when Gimli left it fell apart.
Rolando@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
My favorite Gimli movie is "Spirited Away".
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
I had a crush on the girl. When she left it wasn't worth watching anymore.
Vespair@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
I believe you mean Joe from the singing cockroach movie.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
No, a slider is someone who can travel from world to world where it's the same year, and they're the same person, but everything else is different.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Enhanced Burger and regular Burger
crozilla@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I mean, Coke sells smaller sodas….🤷
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
It's the same burger.
ccunning@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 1y
Everyone in here confused, this is a great example of a joke vs a shitpost
sparky@lemmy.federate.cc · 50 pts · 1y
Alright fellow Oregonians, grab your torches and pitchforks, we meet at OP’s house tomorrow.
jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I’ll bring weed
bluemellophone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I’ll bring hammocks
Cort@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I'll bring those little 8oz cans of Coca-Cola
RogueBanana@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
What's that? Are you guys fans of oregano on pizza? I am interested to join in that case.
modifier@lemmy.ca · 50 pts · 1y
I have learned so much about shitposting from this single post.
dantheclamman@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y
this is shitpost 5d chess.
li10@feddit.uk · 37 pts · 1y
obamnareimufumo@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 1y
SODA!!!
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 29 pts · 1y
Caution, US-exclusive meme ahead!
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 1y
Even if you're American it's still nonsensical
I thinks it's supposed to be Mini-soda -> Minnesota but the state shown is Oregon
soloner@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
I think that's the part that makes it a shit post
Bronzie@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
Yeah I was wondering why Minnesota was suddenly a coastal state (enourmous lakes excluded obviously)
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
The punchline is obvoiusly: Florida.
tills13@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Decoy321@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Be nice, even if they weren't first.
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Sowee I'll do better
Decoy321@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
InternetUser2012@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y
GOT DAMN!!!
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I'm sorry tummy issues making me cranky
tills13@lemmy.world · -7 pts · 1y
Nothing funnier than an explained joke 👍
huginn@feddit.it · 6 pts · 1y
Q: What's less funny than an explained joke?
A: Someone bitching about explaining jokes
roguetrick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Me.
aviation_hydrated@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 1y
Decoy321@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Be nice.
Shlocktroffit@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y
fosho@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
really? you're supposed to know it's not Minnesota. SUCH AS AMERICANS.
but I guess you grokked the comment like an average American so there's that.
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 1y
CodexArcanum@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
Listen, I've been to Milwaukee...
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y
I've drank their "Best".
EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
In Oregon, the township is Milwaukie
CodeHead@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
This is new Milwaukee.
It tastes almost as great as it's name.
breckinva@fedia.io · 19 pts · 1y
The joke would have landed for me if you had chosen Wisconsin.
teamshinanagin@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
Yeah but Wisconsin is more of a medium soda so it wouldn’t make sense.
Sabata11792@ani.social · 16 pts · 1y
Cansas
sploosh@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
This is genius but too high effort. You may sit on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of shitost.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
This is outrageous and unfair, also a very unusual state of affairs
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y
This is an 11/10
fnie@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y
It's Minne-pop okay.
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 1y
Shrinkflation would like a word
snooggums@midwest.social · 9 pts · 1y
I think I don't get it.
ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com · 23 pts · 1y
The transitive property in action: Mini-soda = Minnesota = Oregon
JigglySackles@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
I must be OOtL. I got the mini soda to Minnesota allusion but how does Oregon factor into this?
Soulg@sh.itjust.works · 44 pts · 1y
It's a shitpost, the joke is that it's the wrong state
fuzzzerd@programming.dev · 6 pts · 1y
That's what I was missing.
lars@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 1y
This is the kinda community that requires more than 5 hours of sleep to digest. I know now.
JigglySackles@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Gah fuck. Should have looked at what sub I was in.
snooggums@midwest.social · 4 pts · 1y
So obvious, not sure why I didn't see it before!
bizarroland@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y
It's because they made it up. No one has ever referred to Oregon as a small Minnesota before.
They are stretching the story to fit the truth.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Oregano
EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Only because half the metro population of Portland are Minnesota ex-state-triats.
MrPoopbutt@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Mini soda - Minnesota.
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
= Oregon?
snooggums@midwest.social · 8 pts · 1y
O R E G O N T R A I L
dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y
YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Better than DYED OF DYSENTARY.
dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
Probably a fine dye so long as you don't mind everything you own being that color. Not to mention the smell. And being dead of course.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 1y
Real talk, I have the Oregon Trail video game board game and my wife and I were playing it for the first time and she said "you start first so I know what to do" so I flipped the first card and immediately died of a rattlesnake bite leaving her to play on her own
dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
I haven't really played the board game, as my wife and I usually get caught up in longer ones. But I do have childhood memories of killing many a brave group of pioneers with poor planning and too much bad meat.
PostProcess@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Love dying of Disney...
thouartfrugal@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Developed by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 1y
Brilliant.
downpunxx@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y
i'm not fallin for it i've had my wheaties
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
I'm thinking about it and now my brain hurty
Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Tiny soda?
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Small pop
Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Petite libation
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
Now I get it
h3mlocke@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
😾
sleet01@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
You magnificent motherfucker. You beautiful bastard. You incandescent ignoramus.
Oka@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
I first read "little soda" like a dunce, and realized "why is it oregon" and then realized I was supposed to read "mini soda"
I dummy'd my way to the solution
MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Popregon
Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Fun-size tonic