The body wins the race against the brain for a while

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Wrench@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y (8 replies)

I don't know how, but my mom could open jars better than me when I was a foot taller and much stronger than her. She'd make me move furniture around, and I'd hand her pickle jars.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y

That’s actually really cute.

“Move this couch, please.” “Sure thing, mom.”

“Open these olives, please.” “Of course, sweety.”

IonAddis@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (5 replies)
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Maalus@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Or just stick a teaspoons other end under the lid, prefferably where the thread begins, lever it up a little and it'll pop.

dragonflyteaparty@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yep, I use the end of a butter knife. You're fighting the pressure that built up rather than how tight the lid is screwed.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Engineer solution. The rest are hearsay and folk tales

mdd@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

I usually bang the edge of the lid with some blunt flatware. Dull side of a butter knife is my preferred flatware.

Helped my manager open something a few weeks ago by using some random piece of office equipment. She was very happy to pickled jalapenos as a side.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2y

I have a sheet of that rubber no slip shelf liner stuff I use for difficult jar lids. It works great.

chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I find that it's easier to do left-handed, so that all of the torque runs through the fat part of the thumb, rather than trying to grip with that instead.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Luckily, my teenager is shorter than me by a good bit, so I can freely call them a noob when they ask something that simple.

Then again, calling them noob is pretty much always an option, as is telling them I'll bang their mum when they lose a game.

1337 parenting ftw!

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 2y

"daaaaad this maths homework is nonsensical!"
- "skill issue, git gud"
starts sobbing

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Adult body with a children head, known issue.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y

so annoying when peter dinklage asks me to explain basic things, the guy's rich as fuck surely he can buy his own house and an encyclopedia?

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I just know I’m going to be minding my own business and my to-be teenaged son will suddenly ask me what a VCR is.

numberfour002@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

That's the thing with teenagers. Some days, mostly at random, they simply wake up and choose violence.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y