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23 Comments

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (4 replies)

This is why I want to join the global transfem polycule. No matter where you go, you can find someone you're in a relationship with. Unfortunately, I haven't met a transfem in person for over a year 😖

tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

omg a global polycule is a fantastic idea, are you actually a genius???

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I didn't come up with it. It was mentioned in a post I saw a while ago, but that was probably back in the reddit era :(

tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

and now, the idea lives on through you!

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I guess starting a lesbian cult wouldn't be the worst idea 🤔

GluWu@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y (7 replies)

I frickin dare you to marry me

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Ikr? Just try to wife me up you cowards! 😤

tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

you too?! fine! ill marry you both!!

w-w-w will, uh, wi- will you m-m-ma um haha oh geez, uh, marr um marry uh um marry, um gosh, will uh you marry me?

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Legally: I have too much debt and an economic future with too much uncertainty to do that to you.

Otherwise: Promise? 👉👈

tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

absolutely promise!! n besides, i like taking risks >:D

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Let's risk our lives together then! 🥰

This is all assuming we even live on the same continent of course :/

tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

2 getha 4 eva! i live in the ocean but we can make it work

tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

oh yeah?! challenge accepted!! im gonna marry u so hard you'll be sorry you ever dared!

oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

We've 0 interest in marriage, but dating them would be nice.

tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y

dating's nice too!

backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

sadly due to homophobia you cannot legally marry multiple people in most countried

kewwwi@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

international waters..

tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y

ah yes let me invite you to my home in international waters where we can get married illegally :D

SquishedFly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Too bad that all fish are 2589547453km away....

tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

cast out a lure and they'll come to you!

SquishedFly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Guess the fact that I'm here commenting proves that your lure worked....

Just fucking marry me already ;-; (no sex tho, only cuddles)

tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

glomps u cuddle time NOW (⁠づ⁠。⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠。⁠)⁠づ

SquishedFly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y

Yaaayyy! (つ≧▽≦)つ