c/linuxmemes · by 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 2yNow that's just rude 509 points · 36 comments · view on lemmy.world
36 Comments
timmytbt@sh.itjust.works · 46 pts · 2y
With those other rules in place no self-respecting Penguin would set foot in that place anyway
DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
wolfshadowheart@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y
Man I need to find the record I have that came with this comic.
EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Damn right, I wanna kick back with Opus and Bill the cat!
Profanity? Naturally. Booze? Of course. Nudity? Nobody's dressing Opus. (And hookers, with Bill)
TheSign lists all the mandatory elements for a righteous evening, Bill's way: breaking all the rules
Ah, reverse psychology.
Cigars all around!
count_dongulus@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
Funny story actually... you know that Robbie Williams song Me And My Monkey? Well, all that, but switch the monkey with a penguin.
KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y
Oh wow, Robbie Williams has a penguin?
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
No, a monkey.
And not actually, no, the lyrics have an entirely different meaning. The monkey in the song is him under the influence of drugs.
KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y
Then what does his penguin mean? ( I am just trying to be funny )
WoahWoah@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Seems like your average penguin is covered under the "no nudity" policy. But I like the idea that a penguin walked in with shorts and a tshirt on and they were like, dammit, take down the sign, we need to add one more.
Successful_Try543@feddit.org · 6 pts · 2y
Penguins are always following the black or white tie dresscode.
boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y
Dont get into KitKatClub I guess
Fuzzy_Red_Panda@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
"I don't care if his name is Tux – get him out of here!"
atrielienz@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
What did the penguins do?
boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 2y
Hack their windows 95 billing system
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
IDK, you tell me.
wolfshadowheart@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 2y
They were probably nude
atrielienz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
But they're always wearing evening casual wear. Very classy.
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
But why double ban them... they're already covered with the no nudity rule.
PlasticExistence@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y
Q: What did the nude penguin say to the profane alcoholic? A: I don't remember but it had something to do with smoking.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
If she starts smoking, use more lube.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
So no linux users. Their loss
qbus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
holycrap@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
Well then I'll just look elsewhere for my escort
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
That's weird I just looked the place up and they sell all kinds of beer there lol
subignition@fedia.io · 6 pts · 2y
Not sure if it's because of the liquor license or other regulation, but this is to prevent customers from bringing their own alcohol in.
Resol@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Are puffins allowed at least?
Logical@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
The second one made me dislike them, but the fifth one was the straw that broke the camel's back.
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 2y
This is kind of redundant isn’t it? Every penguin I’ve ever known swears, smokes and drinks like a sailor. And I’ve never seen one dressed in clothes.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 2y
What do you mean? They all wear a tuxedo
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Banned from club: penguins
boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y
We need an Openstreetmap Tag for that
Resol@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Banned from club: penguins from Club Penguin Island (the fictional location)
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y
The power of suggestion has turned the f in profanity into a tiny penguin facing away from me.
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
It doesn't say "No drugs" tho, I'm finna get lit in that bitch 😈
ikidd@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
No Tux, no bux.
qbus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y