This bobcat looks like it just told a dad joke and is waiting for the laughter

That cat is saying haaaaaaaaay

"I had long hair and I was going bald. There's no way to do both of those things and look cool. Every year I looked more and more like Ben Franklin."

OK, your new job is to replace the plaque next to it with your text. Please report back ASAP

I want this so bad!

It looks like it got its jaw broken.