c/lemmyshitpost · by LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1y

Pizza

585 points · 66 comments · view on lemmy.world

66 Comments

EvilCartyen@feddit.dk · 151 pts · 1y

Mods remove this, it's clearly a pisspost

FrenchThrowAway@jlai.lu · 63 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Did a dog write this post ?

4am@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I think The Quartering did

NaoPb@eviltoast.org · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Lol. Haven't heard that name in a while.

StarPupil@ttrpg.network · 5 pts · 1y

You aren't missing much.

WereCat@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 1y (5 replies)

All I understand is that your wife is 35 feet and you're 30 meter

herrvogel@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Correction: she's 35 Farads.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

That's a lot of capacitance. That's a terrifying amount of capacitance.

herrvogel@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Are you capacitance-shaming her?

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Constantly.

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Thank god for the TLDR, that's way too long of a post

PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 1y

lol

Tl;dr I replied "lol" because I thought it would be funny.

Tl;dr for the tl;dr: I said "lol" and then included a "tl;dr" for comedic effect.

p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y (7 replies)

This is a direct reference to The Quartering. A piece of shit youtuber that has an entire subreddit devoted to hating him. Also, yes, this is a thing he actually did. He was pissed his wife went to go eat pizza without him, got really drunk, started crying and actually pissed in the corner of his basement.

Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Uh, actually, this is a reference to my life. I did this, and Quartering copied me because he lacks imagination.

occhionaut@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

Holy shit

The Halfening

Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

How did this become public knowledge?

p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

By his own admission after getting very drunk.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 5 pts · 1y

I'm detecting a pattern

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Erm... I wish I could say "haha jk! " but uh..... here we are.

Banichan@dormi.zone · 28 pts · 1y (11 replies)

Upvoted from -1 😂

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 33 pts · 1y (10 replies)

Reddit posts can't go below 0

gregor@gregtech.eu · 18 pts · 1y (4 replies)

That is pretty silly

Holyginz@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y

Probably because when companies posted or commented shitty things they would get downvoted to oblivion. Spez obviously couldn't allow that

AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

On second thought, let's not go to Reddit. 'Tis a silly place.

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

~~it’s~~ ~~only~~ a ~~model~~

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

'Tis a spezzy place.

and remember kids, the best way to prevent getting spez on your shoes is to just not hang out with jailbait promoting fuckchuds

nawordar@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Wait, when did they do that? I remember when some EA comment broke a downvote record

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Posts stop at 0, comments don't have a floor last I checked.

morrowind@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y

They don't have floor visibly but there is a limit to how much they can affect your karma

nawordar@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

Ah, that makes sense now. Thank you

PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y

When I stopped using reddit, comments on certain subreddits could get downvoted into negative points but posts couldn't get downvoted past 0 sidewide.

Etterra@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Plot twist, OP is a dog.

NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Dog's old as fuck

5C5C5C@programming.dev · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's why he couldn't hold it in.

Etterra@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

30 in dog years obviously.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y (4 replies)

First ten comments are people posting

You should divorce her

She's not getting pizza, she's cheating on you

and links to the Men's Rights channel

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Those guys are twisted. Cheating on me is one thing, getting pizza without me is seriously fucked up.

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"My wife, I can forgive for you having multiple affairs. The various attempts on my life by you, all water under the bridge. Getting pizza without me? I'm asking for annulment. This marriage never happened. You are dead to me."

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y

They have a point. Not all guys are down for sharing a dick but everyone is down with sharing a pizza

AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

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Sternburgexport@feddit.org · 23 pts · 1y

NTA Dump her immediatly

mr_timns@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

I don't know if it's good or bad that I know the joke here.

EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y

I thought this was for shit posts, piss posts?

Smh

1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz · 11 pts · 1y (9 replies)