21 August 2024

316 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world

18 Comments

XOXOX@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y (2 replies)

"I wish for an elephant sized cock."

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 2y
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DynoNoob@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Oh good, i'm glad that I'm not the only one that instantly thought of this comic somehow involving his desire for an elephant cock.

FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · 28 pts · 2y (7 replies)

I feel like there is a pun here that I'm not getting.

anguo@lemmy.ca · 35 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm assuming it has to do with him wishing a couple of times to get a bigger reproduction organ, using common euphemisms.

Donjuanme@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Thanks to xoxox above I think elephant sized was misheard as elephant sided.

Rooskie91@discuss.online · 20 pts · 2y (3 replies)

He wished for an elephant cock.

FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Yeah but why is it spotted? Maybe that's artistic preference?

FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 2y

OH! "A giant cock, a spotted dick see, like an elephant's arm." Would fit the prompt perfectly then.

Avatar_of_Self@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

An elephant cock with the endurance of a cheetah maybe? Or maybe an elephant cock that's easy to spot.

ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 2y

He wanted an elephant sized cock.

Num10ck@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

suddenly a million ducks start flying around the bar, and the guy says 'what, you think i wished for a 12 inch pianist?'

Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y

I don’t know how you did it, but you found a Far Side I’ve never seen before

morrowind@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y

Well at least he's considerate enough to put the sign

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 2y

Crappiest chimera ever.

Missmuffet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I literally never understand these

LesserAbe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Inspired

shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

"I want to be hung like a baby, 10-pounds of dangling fury."

ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

"I've never seen that one" he said aloud in wonder