c/lemmyshitpost · by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 2yAAAAAAAAAA 881 points · 27 comments · view on lemmy.world
27 Comments
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 115 pts · 2y
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
Why'd cicadas put the keys upon the table, though?
panic@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 2y
They wanted to
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 2y
Oh here you go creatin' another fable 🙄
Routhinator@startrek.website · 15 pts · 2y
Not sure how I feel about Cicada Chop Suey
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I don't think you trust
faceula@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
In
metaStatic@kbin.earth · 7 pts · 2y
NABDad@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 2y
The "screaming" is their version of flirting. They've been buried a long time, and they don't have much time to get their groove on.
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 77 pts · 2y
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip · 32 pts · 2y
you forgot "THIS IS MY PLACE, FUCK RIGHT OFF"
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
aport@programming.dev · 30 pts · 2y
If something is making noise it's either "fuck me" or "fuck off"
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
I like "WHERE DA HOES AT?!?!?!"
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 2y
Becky! Lemme smash!
ICastFist@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
Cicadas should learn a thing or two with fireflies, gotta know how stimulate those girls visually
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
For cicadas their screaming is basically 100% "ANYONE WANNA FUCK?!?!?"
expatriado@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
they were elaborating for 4 weeks, didn't you hear?
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 2y
They also pee constantly
frezik@midwest.social · 31 pts · 2y
If you were asleep for 17 years, you'd need a piss, too.
Xephonian@retrolemmy.com · 2 pts · 2y
Austin Powers can relate.
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y
Don't they also have to fuck at some point in those 4 weeks?
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
That's mostly why they're screaming
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 2y
i love how we still have no fucking idea how they manage to wait for 17 years exactly, we know why they do, it's obvious, but how they do it is just fucking magic.
crawancon@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
this one is better than bees;
honey nut cheerio
AsudoxDev@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
Higurashi: When They Cry
Etterra@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Just because our trees scream in the summer doesn't mean you have to make fun of the bugs.
cyborganism@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
I can relate.
BitingChaos@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Picture unrelated...
That looks like the species that shows up every year.