c/funny · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 2yThere's a story here 574 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
solsangraal@lemmy.zip · 42 pts · 2y
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 2y
I loved it when my professors put a "translation" from the previous textbook to current textbook in case someone "accidentally" bought the wrong textbook.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y
solsangraal@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 2y
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
solsangraal@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Ultraviolet@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
All I see is a sign explaining how to steal from the vending machine.
Lepsea@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
They Bold + Uppercase + Underlined the "not" for a reason
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
That's fucking brilliant
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
And here I am with my pleb grabbers.
Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Those only work for large organ removal
DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y
Other methods of theft, however, are acceptable.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Industrial vacuums are not to be used to steal food from the vending machine.
fsxylo@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Comically yelling "come ooon!" While shaking the machine is not to be used to steal from the vending machine.
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Sounds like a perfect training tool.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Yeah it really is - except they can actually see what they're doing which probably makes it first year stuff, I'm guessing?
Looks like a fun drinking game though
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
The story is someone printed out a sign of a situation they thought would be humorous and took a picture for people to laugh at on the internet.
xantoxis@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Not to worry, this one is for colonoscopy.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
The weird thing is that vending machines need a daily colonoscopy.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Haha! this new sign said nothing about the flex sigmoidoscope!
pyre@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
also no parking apparently
drathvedro@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
The story I've heard is that this vending machine was placed right inside a medical college...
letme_meowmeow@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
so that is how :D
blandfordforever@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
"do not push this red button"
Somethingcheezie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Up vote for Hawkins Cheezies
Mmmm
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Always suspected there was some crooked medical personnel out there
Bunnylux@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 2y
yeah, the story is someone used endoscopy equipment to steal food from the vending machine. bad title. feel bad.
Lookorex@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
I was gonna say, the story is pretty much spelled out on the sign