Let me guess; it should be green, as in collard green?

Wear all green, then lay down by the hole and be invisible. Slap peoples balls away when they get too close.

My husband has a Bitter Southerner T-shirt that says Cornbread and Collards on the front. They'd have to let him in, right?

COLLARD REQUIRED. shirt is thank you.

You know it's a classy joint if they require collard shirts

How many times did Mr. Collard golf without a shirt that they had to put this up?

Minnesota?

But, but, but... I only have Mustard and Turnip shirts! What do I do?!?!

There's a clothing brand hq'ed near me called Collared Greens. Pretty catchy tbh