The year is 3256. The Switch 2 is delayed until next year. Mario Kart 8 is still selling like hot cakes. Phil Spencer XXIII promises games are coming to Xbox. Humanity has yet to create a better Tetris than Tetris DS.
Tetris Effect: Connected was it. The Switch version is janky as hell but the real version that makes a PS5 run hot is one of the most sublimely beautiful and enrapturing games ever. And it's still just Tetris.
Skyrim is ported to RealityV3. It is still buggy. Hackers have successfully run Doom on a hydrogen atom. Gamers are shitting and yelling that someone put a Martian as a playable character in Red Dead Redemption MCMVII.
15 Comments
SomethingBurger@jlai.lu · 27 pts · 2y
The year is 3256. The Switch 2 is delayed until next year. Mario Kart 8 is still selling like hot cakes. Phil Spencer XXIII promises games are coming to Xbox. Humanity has yet to create a better Tetris than Tetris DS.
manmachine@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Original GameBoy Tetris or bust.
masterspace@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
Tetris Effect: Connected was it. The Switch version is janky as hell but the real version that makes a PS5 run hot is one of the most sublimely beautiful and enrapturing games ever. And it's still just Tetris.
Zahille7@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
It's like a rhythm game on shrooms, I love it.
Deestan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Skyrim is ported to RealityV3. It is still buggy. Hackers have successfully run Doom on a hydrogen atom. Gamers are shitting and yelling that someone put a Martian as a playable character in Red Dead Redemption MCMVII.
GunValkyrie@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Tetris effect is better imo.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y
Tetris Attack SNES to rule them all
azurekevin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
My favorite puzzle game of all time, but it's not really Tetris.
B312@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
You forgot to mention that the 6481st version of Skyrim is releasing soon
morphballganon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
And still no Half-Life 3
Pacmanlives@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
It’s funny you say Tetris DS I just pulled my DS out of storage just to play this game. It’s a damn perfect game
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
Humanity has yet to release an original Tetris game on PC.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Woulda been hilarious if they found a way to include Tengen Tetris
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
After Tetris Returns, Tetris Forever
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Just give me wetrix