england rule

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33 Comments

Xeelee@kbin.social · 50 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I really want a tomboy gf, but I guess I'll have to take one for the team.

Butters@lemmywinks.com · 5 pts · 3y

Thanks buddy. Only one of us has to pick the right.

kingthrillgore@kbin.social · 39 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Notice how it says nothing about Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. So nothing of value is lost.

GwiwerGoch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Rhy cywir!

LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 3y

No more England please. Signed, An English Person

Inq@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 3y (7 replies)

what happens if you're english but want a tomboy gf? :(

BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 3y (2 replies)

The whole universe disappears into a Hawkinhole.

Dasnap@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I wanna disappear into Hawking's hole 😳

kingthrillgore@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

Soul not hole!

oatscoop@midwest.social · 5 pts · 3y (2 replies)

No problem! Since you're in the EU and part of the Schengen Area you can easily cross the border to a neighboring country to live and work before accepting the deal.

... oh, nevermind.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

He can still go to Ireland passport free

Inq@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

She, though you're not wrong. ROI still tends to be a dangerous place w/ its anti-british sentiment.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y

Nothing too bad, actually. I think you will quite enjoy the 3 milliseconds with your tomboy gf before disappearing.

atlasraven31@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 3y

I'm Scottish ancestry so I hope the King can't swim

Anti_Weeb_Penguin@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y

Bye bye England!!!

gdrhnvfhj@lemmynsfw.com · 11 pts · 3y

Definitly no more England!

Dasnap@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

One doms me but the other might kill me when it suddenly disappears...

Tough choice 🤔

CaptainLemmit@feddit.it · 7 pts · 3y

Well goodbye England I guess

cuchilloc@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

Wow bye bye England, not even sad I never got the chance to visit. I’ll play your anthem on my anniversaries.

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 3y

the rare rule when anything is better than a girl :3

england can shove off

NuPNuA@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y (2 replies)

What did us English do?

Resistentialism@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

We were some horrible bastards back in the day.

It's quite cool though, seeing as realistically we're tiny and still achieved all the things we did.

NuPNuA@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y

I mean yeah, but excusing Scotland and Wales participation in the Empire is just historical revision.

30isthenew29@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y (4 replies)

What country’s next, the Netherlands?

LordAmplifier@pawb.social · 5 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Just give it a few years and the Netherlands will be underwater anyway, so there's no need to pick that over a tomboy gf

30isthenew29@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y (2 replies)

You know who you’re talking to, right? If it wasn’t for our mastery of water, we wouldn’t have about half the land we do have. We’ll be fine.

BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 3y

Nederland, Europe's largest dry dock.

LordAmplifier@pawb.social · 4 pts · 3y

Well yeah, you have Sjoerd Groeskamp, the guy who designed a 160km dam between France and England and a 475km one between Scotland and Norway to protect everything from Norway to the Netherlands against rising sea levels. You win this time, Netherlander.

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 3y (4 replies)

What has England done? Am Iissing something?

Anangrierterrarian@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Its England, that should clear things up

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Oh, I see, that makes sense. Thanks angry Terrarian.

Anangrierterrarian@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 3y

Np always here to try and help where i can

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3y
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