"YOU. THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW."

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12 Comments

OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org · 43 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Sounds like a pretty shit security feature. I wonder if it would keep the door open if I were to print a photo of the owner and wear it like a mask.

pipes@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y

Or lock me out when I just had an accident in the yard

noxy@yiffit.net · 25 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Couldn't you just, y'know....fucking lock the door when you leave the house?

TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

When carrying your keys with you is somehow a hard thing to do.

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Today I learned that for some people taking a pill is a hard thing to do, so I'm not going to be surprised by anything at this point

hypeerror@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y

The Duras home automation system is working exactly as designed.

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

“GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE… BUT THIS IS NOT YOUR HOUSE!”

data1701d@startrek.website · 6 pts · 2y

Next day: there's a mek'leth jammed where your doorbell used to be.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y

This is not your doorbell. It's run by nest.

zephorah@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

The real question is, where can I get that T-shirt?

Kabutor@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

I get the reference of the post title, just rewatched Lower Decks :D

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y

Ring Doorbell: "There is no glory here! Go away!"