Nog

Yet if I shoot into the egnogg at the Christmas party, I'm a monster

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24 Comments

troybot@midwest.social · 55 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Can u get pregante...?

zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

gregrant?

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

PEGANT?!!?!??!??1!?1one?!

mctoasterson@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2y

Can you burn a Luigi board?

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Not with that alcohol level in my nog.

incogtino@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 2y
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Great, now I have to find a way to work this into conversation.

Fester@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y

“Siri, make an all-day appointment on December 23…”

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"I hope this email finds you productively choking on smegnog."

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Too formal.

rustydomino@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y

Nog from Deep Space Nine

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 28 pts · 2y (7 replies)

single tear rolls down cheek I'm sorry, but i must do it..

smegnog

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 2y

God damnit. That's beautiful

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

Chunky soured milk, not yet cheese, but more cultured than regular eggcum, I mean cumnog.

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Question: what is smegma?

Dufurson@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y

smegma ballz hehe

Pulptastic@midwest.social · 6 pts · 2y

Baby mice

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y

ask your mother

occhionaut@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

a foul substance of dubious origin

finickydesert@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Adding this to my drunken vocab

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Waiter! Shots of cum for everyone!!"
(Or did you mean the pregnog part?)

finickydesert@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y

" waiter shots of preg nogg for all!"

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y

They keep plapping but still not preg nogg :3

BilboBargains@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Pregnoggers