c/memes · by merari42@lemmy.world · 1yOi, ya done eatin’? Time to move yer king, ya drongo! 354 points · 24 comments · view on lemmy.world
24 Comments
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 46 pts · 1y
… Stalemate?
Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 1y
Check, mate.
blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 45 pts · 1y
Oh, yeah, that is a queen.
I thought it was a king, hence stalemate, like making a jab that Australian food is stale.
Geobloke@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
As an Aussie I didn't get this joke, we just get up and pay
h3mlocke@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Pretty sure it's en passant
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
It’s a queen
HeurtisticAlgorithm9@feddit.uk · 0 pts · 1y
Couldn't be a king as it would have already been stalemate the previous turn otherwise
Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
Time for a succulent game of Chinese chess!
flicker@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
RIP to a legend.
arsepisser@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
Only problem is that we usually ask for the bill; not the cheque.
cloventt@lemmy.nz · 11 pts · 1y
This joke doesn’t work, aussies don’t call it a check, they call it a bill.
communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz · 17 pts · 1y
I didn't know australians used different terminology for chess, you learn something new every day
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Billmate, atheists.
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
https://lemmy.world/c/dadjokes
don't judge me I don't know how to link a comunity. better than nothing I guess lol
No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
If you find out how to do it correctly at anarchychess as well
swab148@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
!anarchychess@sopuli.xyz
Owljfien@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
the only people who still use cheques have got to be like 300 years old
merari42@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Three hundred year-old Transylvanian vampires really have no business being in Australia. The sun there is even dangerous for us regular humans. For them it's likely even worse.
Bach37strad@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
King me!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 1y
Guy who only knows checkers: "Boy am I stuffed. King me!"
daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
What's wrong with that horsey?
ngwoo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
That's the shrimp piece
How_do_I_computah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
niktemadur@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Watch me check your Bruce with my Sheila, mate.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Cheque please