Oi, ya done eatin’? Time to move yer king, ya drongo!

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24 Comments

zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 46 pts · 1y (6 replies)

… Stalemate?

Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Check, mate.

blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 45 pts · 1y

Oh, yeah, that is a queen.

I thought it was a king, hence stalemate, like making a jab that Australian food is stale.

Geobloke@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y

As an Aussie I didn't get this joke, we just get up and pay

h3mlocke@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

Pretty sure it's en passant

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

It’s a queen

HeurtisticAlgorithm9@feddit.uk · 0 pts · 1y

Couldn't be a king as it would have already been stalemate the previous turn otherwise

Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Time for a succulent game of Chinese chess!

flicker@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

RIP to a legend.

arsepisser@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y

Only problem is that we usually ask for the bill; not the cheque.

cloventt@lemmy.nz · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

This joke doesn’t work, aussies don’t call it a check, they call it a bill.

communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I didn't know australians used different terminology for chess, you learn something new every day

HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Billmate, atheists.

MissJinx@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

https://lemmy.world/c/dadjokes

don't judge me I don't know how to link a comunity. better than nothing I guess lol

No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If you find out how to do it correctly at anarchychess as well

Owljfien@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

the only people who still use cheques have got to be like 300 years old

merari42@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Three hundred year-old Transylvanian vampires really have no business being in Australia. The sun there is even dangerous for us regular humans. For them it's likely even worse.

Bach37strad@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

King me!

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 1y

Guy who only knows checkers: "Boy am I stuffed. King me!"

daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What's wrong with that horsey?

ngwoo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

That's the shrimp piece

How_do_I_computah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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niktemadur@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Watch me check your Bruce with my Sheila, mate.

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Cheque please