hold the bar, ȩ̸̛̛̪͖͈͔̗͉̟͉͖̙̙̮̺̹͚̿̿̋̐̉̅͘x̷̨̧͚̝̖̝͑̏̈́͌̀̏̑̇̽̈́̂̈̚͝p̴̡̨̖̦̰͕̭͊̆̃̓̽̒̂é̵͉̜͓̣͍̥̮̻̄̌̉͆̑̉͆̊͋̊̀͠͠r̶̭͎̳̫̥̯̜͙̤̻̬̦͇̅̏͂̎̏͗̓̃͛̀̽͜͜͠͝ͅi̶̢̦̳͍̣̺̭̋̂͗ĕ̵̡̫̻͓͉̳͖͖͕̗͎̜͜ͅͅn̵̘̞̩̆̔͗̆̂̊̀̍̍c̷̼̥̦͉͙̋͒̆̂̚ë̴̳̚ ̵̨͔̘̳̲̜̟̈̄̾̅͊̇̿͂͌́́͠͠t̶̜̻̤̜͓̥͍̭́̈́̊̃ḩ̴͎̭̦͖̼̭̻̦͚͓̌̀̏̾̾̎̊͐̃̐͜ͅe̴̡̛̯̬̙̟̗̰̮̘͍̘̓̏͐̉̑̊͌̊͛͋̏ ̵̛̹̤̯͈̖̊͊̓̑̉͌̂̓̉̇̑͝ͅv̵̦̭̞͓̖̖͔̬͔͈̼̰̱̦͔̈́̀͜o̸̧̧͙̫̘̭̪̙̝̳͍̰̖̪̲̿̔̿͑̆̾̎̆͑̃ỉ̷̩͙͉͒̈́ͅd̴̡̥̗͇͍̲̻̱͕̎̍̽̏̍͐̅͗̑̐͌̕, profit?

12 Comments
key@lemmy.keychat.org · 35 pts · 1y
Hold candy bar in hand
Contemplate the dark void in your soul that this sweet treat will never fill
Enjoy!
shinratdr@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 1y
Place in hand.
Smash.
Enjoy!
It’s because it’s semi-soft toffee in a brick, so it’s hard to chew through but if you smash it you can eat the pieces.
TomatenMark@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Beyblades
TriflingToad@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 8 pts · 1y
Pack of lube. Techno anus. Thumb. Combine for a good time.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 1y
Playable by shapeforms who can handle cards in at least six dimensions. You can probably still play at a reduced capacity in the lower dimensions too though
Deestan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Have your membership card ready.
DO NOT _____ THE VOID [______]!
Everything is fine.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
/uj
Crunchy?
/rj
Remember the video of the pickle jar that broke inside someone?
underwire212@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Have an ID to enter the 7th vϕd dimension? Great!
kubica@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y
Mobile phone - Psychedelics - Profit
Icalasari@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y
Best reverse image searching is turning up is "Explosion/Explosive"
So maybe explode flavour in mouth?
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Do not cause superstorm Maelstrom.