I'm sure the "Legends Expanded Universe" people have something about Palpatine intentionally removing the zipper and replacing it with like a jagged catheter that deposits itchy peepee directly in his boot or something, to make him angrier.
Just like there's a machine that removes/places his helmet, his toilet has machinery that removes his codpiece and pulls down his pants for him. It's also equipped with a full-service bidet.
I didn’t have anything fancy in mind, just pulls down the pants or whatever. I think he’s wearing something like robes though. I also don’t have a clue what the state of his equipment is. Whether he’s got anything down there or if its all machine.
Oh god, I just had the random thought of what if you took a piss and it all came out at once in two short bursts with the POWoo POWoo laser sound effects, causing you to almost collapse from shock.
30 Comments
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y
Luke, you switched off your targeting computer! You're pissing everywhere!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
"Nothing. I'm all righ- *puke*"
Kintarian@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
I don't think I can pee that high
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Only one way to find out.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 23 pts · 2y
walks into the bathroom wearing a blindfold
Uses the Force of his stream to clean the stains off the bowl
wjrii@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
LOOSEN UP!
roguetrick@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
They came from... behind!
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Negative. It didn’t go in. It was just a peck’n on the surface!
ripcord@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Wait, do you think that's the original line, or are you riffing?
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
This one, I’m riffing.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
We’re going in full throttle! That aughta keep them off our backs!
wjrii@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Get clear, Wedge. You can’t do any more good back there!
snootchiebootchies@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 2y
Sorry!
JoShmoe@ani.social · 6 pts · 2y
Darth Vadar walks in, waiting next in line.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Does his suit come with a zipper in the crotch area? Or maybe just an access port?
wjrii@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I'm sure the "Legends Expanded Universe" people have something about Palpatine intentionally removing the zipper and replacing it with like a jagged catheter that deposits itchy peepee directly in his boot or something, to make him angrier.
tryitout@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 2y
Just like there's a machine that removes/places his helmet, his toilet has machinery that removes his codpiece and pulls down his pants for him. It's also equipped with a full-service bidet.
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
If it can also give reach arounds, consider my interest piqued
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Prolly, yes. The plastic bit just flips up.
JoShmoe@ani.social · 2 pts · 2y
I didn’t have anything fancy in mind, just pulls down the pants or whatever. I think he’s wearing something like robes though. I also don’t have a clue what the state of his equipment is. Whether he’s got anything down there or if its all machine.
Kintarian@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Challenge accepted
MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y
"Trust the Force"
MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
They didn't want to spring for the color print or did that not mesh well with the color palette in the room?
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Oh god, I just had the random thought of what if you took a piss and it all came out at once in two short bursts with the POWoo POWoo laser sound effects, causing you to almost collapse from shock.
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
That's similar to something else I do
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
You should see the doctor about the noises, they're not suppose to make sounds like that.
Smoogs@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Later: pee all the way up the wall
CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 2y
Negative. It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface.
TK420@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
2187 or 1138 would be classier.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
9gag is still around huh