Hey how's it going?

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Xerodin@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nightmares are dreams, too.

Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

This one REALLY throws people off, they rarely have a quip or retort to answer. “Too real” is the most common in my experience

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Nah I just answer honestly. If you don't want to know, then don't ask.

OR3X@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

My current go to is, "well, I'm here."

oyfrog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Either "I'm not dead yet" or "I'm still alive" with a somewhat halfhearted "I guess..." Trailing behind.

Once upon a time I was a little more cheerful and gave answers like "Celebrating my streak of consecutive days lived".

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I used to say "alive & well, and living in America!", but about 10 years ago people started saying "I'm sorry" instead of how they used to respond with something like "Fuck yeah!", so I stopped saying that.

freewheel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

One more day in paradise.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I didn't specify which, or whose dream...

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Occasionally I just make a random noise when asked. Bug your eyes out for effect too.