My work orb has fallen and shattered. Life orb was dependent on the work orb. I'm holding a mental health orb but that is actively shattering in my hands because bills.
Wat do.
They didn't tell me how to ponder the orbs correctly.
As much as I love HEB their hiring process required this and I fucking cringed so hard.
I've never felt more like a pleb. Dance for the camera monkey. Maybe we'll consider you.
Also give me your social before you can hit submit.
Fucking Lowe's won't even let you submit. You have to go through an AI agent and have a conversation with them to apply as they ask you the questions you use to be able to just fill out.
Of course Columbo did it
Use the clit like a speed bag
Is the foreign policy just stock market manipulation?
All time favorite history moment.
The equivalent of the tech executive becoming a goat farmer. Or Marco Pierre white walking away from his Michelin stars.
Always loved the human experience of “wait what the fuck am I really doing” and getting back to basics.
God Speed Cabbage king
One time I made the mistake of wearing glasses while eating her out and they were crushed in half.
Own fault honestly. Should have been a bat.
Why should the grift ever stop? Full speed ahead off the cliff
That's a good one.
When my dad was arrested I did a little collage of his and my mom's and said one day we'll have a family portrait.
They were not enthused.
It'd be the only time we'd have been all together lmfao
My hair is long enough. I don't want a non imaginative boi
If they're feminine enough, and you take your glasses off, you can pretend it's a big angry clit.
That is psychotic
Now I'm in desperate need of Rodriga Dangerfield.
It's so perfect. Like a nerdier version of the guy who ties women to train tracks.
My work orb has fallen and shattered. Life orb was dependent on the work orb. I'm holding a mental health orb but that is actively shattering in my hands because bills.
Wat do.
They didn't tell me how to ponder the orbs correctly.
They needed workers. Not pictured is the shallow grave out back for the 4 that got the rickets
The house of cards scene is so perfect.
I'm op
This speaks to all of my austism.
Thank you for the link.
"Abortion is green."
I don't want to be near an ass after that's digesting.
As much as I love HEB their hiring process required this and I fucking cringed so hard.
I've never felt more like a pleb. Dance for the camera monkey. Maybe we'll consider you.
Also give me your social before you can hit submit.
Fucking Lowe's won't even let you submit. You have to go through an AI agent and have a conversation with them to apply as they ask you the questions you use to be able to just fill out.
I'm tired boss...