I call bullshit! If you ate even half of that, you'd have a case of the itis that would last days, so you wouldn't be eating anything or anyone for quite some time.
I’m in, but I need the raw sex before the feast! There’s no way I can enjoy good sex after a huge meal like that. So let’s start with some raw sex, then enjoy a great movie while we completely destroy this amazing meal! Then nap until sunrise...lol
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Quokka@quokk.au · 14 pts · 44d
If I’m having raw sex, it’s with psyllium husk the day before and not eating much for a bit.
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 44d
i was gonna say this is not a bottom friendly meal lol
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 44d
"hold nothing back"
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 44d
Oh dear god I hope this is for the entire polycule.
That entire plate is... what 10,000+ kcals?
This a food coma. It makes me sleepy just looking at it!
JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 43d
The poly charcuterie plate is a great date night :3
Shirow@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 44d
Raw sex first then. I won't be able to eat much. My stomach is now not as big as it used to be. No holding back though :3
erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 44d
all im seeing in this thread is a bunch of cowards
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 44d
ikr!
qarbone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 43d
I'm old now. I've tried to eat this much again, multiple times. But time has failed me.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 44d
I call bullshit! If you ate even half of that, you'd have a case of the itis that would last days, so you wouldn't be eating anything or anyone for quite some time.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 44d
not even the cheese fries? 🥺
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 44d
There's always room for cheese fries
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 44d
I don't want to be near an ass after that's digesting.
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org · 5 pts · 44d
This *in vegan and some raw sex and I'm gaaaaame <3
NastyNative@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 43d
I’m in, but I need the raw sex before the feast! There’s no way I can enjoy good sex after a huge meal like that. So let’s start with some raw sex, then enjoy a great movie while we completely destroy this amazing meal! Then nap until sunrise...lol