Pickup lines: what is your favourite? (straight up marking this NSFW, for what might come!) NSFW

Less of a meme, more of a metameme. Lets hear your funniest pickup lines, muttered or received.

(Sorry mods if this should be on asklemmy. But I did it here, so /shrug (don't tell her though, because I like you more!)

I'll start (god this could be disastrous!)

  • HI, I'm MS Windows. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  • Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs? Just enough to break the ice. Hi I'm ...
  • Hi, I'm Australian. I bet I meet all your prerequisite koalafications.

ok, lets hear some great hitters that are not all over the internet!

My personal favourite:

  • Hi, do you mind if I hang out here, until is safe back where I farted?
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9 Comments

Royal_Bitch_Pudding@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y

My favorite is from Zapp Brannigan himself

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

Okokimup@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd be coming too.

PlatypusXray@feddit.de · 5 pts · 3y

Was it hard to get into these pants?

Is it gonna be hard for me?

Valmond@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

You mean Cheesy pickup lines?

This one from the 1980s springs to mind:

-"If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold that against me?"

BrownianMotion@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

This is a classic, and I believe its still etched on Pompeii walls to this day!

toomanypancakes@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

I have 206 bones in my body, wanna add another?

Lauchs@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

This shirt would look a lot better tossed in a corner of your bedroom.

ogwillikers@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

Damn girl, do you shit with that ass?

Caketaco@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

I just shat my pants. Can I get in yours?