Less of a meme, more of a metameme. Lets hear your funniest pickup lines, muttered or received.
(Sorry mods if this should be on asklemmy. But I did it here, so /shrug (don't tell her though, because I like you more!)
I'll start (god this could be disastrous!)
- HI, I'm MS Windows. Can I crash at your place tonight?
- Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs? Just enough to break the ice. Hi I'm ...
- Hi, I'm Australian. I bet I meet all your prerequisite koalafications.
ok, lets hear some great hitters that are not all over the internet!
My personal favourite:
- Hi, do you mind if I hang out here, until is safe back where I farted?
9 Comments
Royal_Bitch_Pudding@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y
My favorite is from Zapp Brannigan himself
"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"
Okokimup@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd be coming too.
PlatypusXray@feddit.de · 5 pts · 3y
Was it hard to get into these pants?
Is it gonna be hard for me?
Valmond@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
You mean Cheesy pickup lines?
This one from the 1980s springs to mind:
-"If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold that against me?"
BrownianMotion@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
This is a classic, and I believe its still etched on Pompeii walls to this day!
toomanypancakes@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
I have 206 bones in my body, wanna add another?
Lauchs@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
This shirt would look a lot better tossed in a corner of your bedroom.
ogwillikers@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y
Damn girl, do you shit with that ass?
Caketaco@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
I just shat my pants. Can I get in yours?