[NSFW] What's the golden rule of sex?

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13 Comments

andrewth09@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Cut with the grain, never against it.

mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 3y

Just power through when it hurts.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Before you attempt to use any of your appliances, your retailer or a qualified service technician should check your entire system to ensure that it is leak-free.

andrewta@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Have her dad there for coaching.

bstix@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 3y

Play the snare on all four beats.

DharmaCurious@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Ensure that your shell is fully intact, predators will take the opportunity while you're linked and unable to escape to break open your shell if you have any cracks. Stay safe out there!

Herrmens@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Make sure she comes first

Today@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Awww. Too far.

andrewta@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Only if she cums first

toasterr@lemmy.world MOD · 1 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Hi! Please make sure to mark this post NSFW. Thanks.

eee@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

i can't seem to do that actually... is the nsfw option enabled? or do you mean just put [NSFW] in the title?

toasterr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

NSFW option should be enabled now. Sorry about that!