Breakfast time!!!

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hopesdead@startrek.website · 28 pts · 1y

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 27 pts · 1y (3 replies)

This has to be breaking at least a few laws.

subignition@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Needs crossposted to !foodcrimes@midwest.social

ItzzMe@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y

Right on it

synapse1278@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

This is a 3rd degree food-crime, definitely premeditated.

BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Gross, I can't believe anyone would do something so disgusting! Using a plastic spatula making everything taste like melted plastic.

HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

Plastic is the only thing you should use with nonstick pans. Now I know this image depicts a cast iron pan, I was just describing a scenario where plastic is superior.

Blubber28@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I know I'm not in a great position to give culinary criticism as a Dutchman but what the actual fuck

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

One word:

Hagelslag

Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y

Hagelslag met pindakaas

Chocolate sprinkles with peanut butter

atro_city@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Don't you Dutchies have pancakes with meat, fruit, and eggs all in one?

Blubber28@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

We do have pancakes with bacon or cheese yes, but they are typically combined with "stroop" (sugarbeet syrup), not fruits. At least, not to my knowledge.

A worse food crime we do is the pickled herring with raw onions, imo.

affiliate@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (9 replies)

the plastic spatula is the scariest part of this picture

Agent641@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Everyone talking about microplastics while not getting enough macroplastics in their diet.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I get that through eating the bottles

Dkarma@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Wait until you find out about tires.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (5 replies)

It's healthy living

Psythik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (4 replies)

For me it's wood or nothing. Metal scratches the pans; plastic seasons my meal with microplastics. Most woods used in the kitchen are naturally antibacterial. It's a win-win.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I don't personally use any pan can be damaged from scratching. It's cast iron, carbon steel and stainless all the way. I use metal if the dish requires a thin edge or whisk. Otherwise I mostly use a flat wooden spatula which I source locally.

Psythik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It damages the non-stick surface. If you don't use pans with non-stick, by all means go ahead and use metal.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Like I said, I only ever use cast iron, carbon steel or stainless.

Psythik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Yes I know; I was agreeing with you.

Edit: not to mention the fact that these comments are public, so when I reply to people, I'm talking to everyone seeing my comment, not just you.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'd eat that

Lightor@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Of course. Protein and chocolate, it's got everything your body craves.

DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Is this how Cadbury creme eggs are made?

Baalial@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Almost. They prepare the eggs in this fashion, then the Asian palm civet eats it and takes a dump in the classic creme egg shape you know and love.

DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Unparalleled stencil work each and every dump

Baalial@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

Have you ever seen the sphincter muscles on a civet? Truly a work of art. There's a whole industry of research dedicated to the little buggers anal capabilities called Musculature-Eroneous of Actual Total Span Pressure and Interspecies Nominaliused. There used to be a website dedicated to the topic, idk if it's still up but you can give it a shot.

FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 7 pts · 1y (30 replies)

'mericans...

gigachad@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y (18 replies)

Well it's Milka chocolate from Switzerland, so I'm not so sure about that

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 14 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Well it's Milka chocolate from Switzerland, so I'm not so sure about that

I thought milk-a chocolate was from Italy?

ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place · 15 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I live in Italy (not Italian) and I feel personally offended by how bad that pun was.

You, sir (or lady, or whatever the fuck you are) should be in a max security pun-itentiary

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 18 pts · 1y (2 replies)

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

pasta la vista

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 1y

norimee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Originally a Swiss brand Suchard now owned by Mondelez, mostly produced in Germany.

You are probably thinking of Italian chocolate Brand Ferrero (Nutella, Kinder products, Rocher ...)

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y

It's-a joke!

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (8 replies)

I'm from Europe, bitches! Yes, I can eat my eggs raw how about you, Americans?!

FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's not a good thing, that means I live closer to this abomination

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Skill issue

chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How about that beef, tho?

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Pork is better tbh

Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y

I was going to comment enjoy your vomit flavored eggs, but I guess not

robocall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Are you drunk? Why so competitive?

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

Why so serious?

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Anchovies

norimee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

It's owned by American food conglomerate Mondelez.

schoegge@feddit.org · -2 pts · 1y

Milka is produced in Germany since the 90s. And we Swiss people don't like it.

finkrat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I mean we could actually make this a lot worse and put a Hershey bar in there, I'm sure the butyric acid will kick it up a notch... At least they're using Milka

ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place · -4 pts · 1y (9 replies)

I suppose you have yet to see English or Germans eating... It's... An unpleasant experience.

FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 8 pts · 1y (5 replies)

As a German, I have seen Germans eating. I think.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Germans eat???

FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yes, you

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Seems Germans need better protein sources. Like eggs and chocolate.

Archer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Allegedly

cheddar@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y

They used to, but I heard that döner kebabs are too expensive nowadays.

RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y

As a German I'm interested what you mean. Care to share an example, preferably visual?

norimee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

What exactly did you see?

tobogganablaze@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 1y

Could you maybe not fucking mention us in the same sentence with England when it comes to food?

ricdeh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Thank you sir, you ruined my day

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Rude

openrain502r@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

...why?

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Breakfast time

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I want this with white chocolate

hellfire103@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Whenever I make curry I use these square blocks. Every time I just sort of casually ask my girlfriend "How much choco do you want in here? I'm thinking a lot." as I break off pieces into the wok.

Gets her every time. 😂

ngn@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 1y

please commit unalive