Plastic is the only thing you should use with nonstick pans. Now I know this image depicts a cast iron pan, I was just describing a scenario where plastic is superior.
We do have pancakes with bacon or cheese yes, but they are typically combined with "stroop" (sugarbeet syrup), not fruits. At least, not to my knowledge.
A worse food crime we do is the pickled herring with raw onions, imo.
For me it's wood or nothing. Metal scratches the pans; plastic seasons my meal with microplastics. Most woods used in the kitchen are naturally antibacterial. It's a win-win.
I don't personally use any pan can be damaged from scratching. It's cast iron, carbon steel and stainless all the way. I use metal if the dish requires a thin edge or whisk. Otherwise I mostly use a flat wooden spatula which I source locally.
Have you ever seen the sphincter muscles on a civet? Truly a work of art. There's a whole industry of research dedicated to the little buggers anal capabilities called Musculature-Eroneous of Actual Total Span Pressure and Interspecies Nominaliused. There used to be a website dedicated to the topic, idk if it's still up but you can give it a shot.
I mean we could actually make this a lot worse and put a Hershey bar in there, I'm sure the butyric acid will kick it up a notch... At least they're using Milka
Whenever I make curry I use these square blocks. Every time I just sort of casually ask my girlfriend "How much choco do you want in here? I'm thinking a lot." as I break off pieces into the wok.
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hopesdead@startrek.website · 28 pts · 1y
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 27 pts · 1y
This has to be breaking at least a few laws.
subignition@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y
Needs crossposted to !foodcrimes@midwest.social
ItzzMe@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y
Right on it
synapse1278@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
This is a 3rd degree food-crime, definitely premeditated.
BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world · 17 pts · 1y
Gross, I can't believe anyone would do something so disgusting! Using a plastic spatula making everything taste like melted plastic.
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
Plastic is the only thing you should use with nonstick pans. Now I know this image depicts a cast iron pan, I was just describing a scenario where plastic is superior.
Blubber28@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
I know I'm not in a great position to give culinary criticism as a Dutchman but what the actual fuck
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 1y
One word:
Hagelslag
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
Hagelslag met pindakaas
Chocolate sprinkles with peanut butter
atro_city@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y
Don't you Dutchies have pancakes with meat, fruit, and eggs all in one?
Blubber28@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
We do have pancakes with bacon or cheese yes, but they are typically combined with "stroop" (sugarbeet syrup), not fruits. At least, not to my knowledge.
A worse food crime we do is the pickled herring with raw onions, imo.
affiliate@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
the plastic spatula is the scariest part of this picture
Agent641@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Everyone talking about microplastics while not getting enough macroplastics in their diet.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I get that through eating the bottles
Dkarma@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Wait until you find out about tires.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
It's healthy living
Psythik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
For me it's wood or nothing. Metal scratches the pans; plastic seasons my meal with microplastics. Most woods used in the kitchen are naturally antibacterial. It's a win-win.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I don't personally use any pan can be damaged from scratching. It's cast iron, carbon steel and stainless all the way. I use metal if the dish requires a thin edge or whisk. Otherwise I mostly use a flat wooden spatula which I source locally.
Psythik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
It damages the non-stick surface. If you don't use pans with non-stick, by all means go ahead and use metal.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Like I said, I only ever use cast iron, carbon steel or stainless.
Psythik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Yes I know; I was agreeing with you.
Edit: not to mention the fact that these comments are public, so when I reply to people, I'm talking to everyone seeing my comment, not just you.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
I'd eat that
Lightor@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Of course. Protein and chocolate, it's got everything your body craves.
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
Is this how Cadbury creme eggs are made?
Baalial@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
Almost. They prepare the eggs in this fashion, then the Asian palm civet eats it and takes a dump in the classic creme egg shape you know and love.
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
Unparalleled stencil work each and every dump
Baalial@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
Have you ever seen the sphincter muscles on a civet? Truly a work of art. There's a whole industry of research dedicated to the little buggers anal capabilities called Musculature-Eroneous of Actual Total Span Pressure and Interspecies Nominaliused. There used to be a website dedicated to the topic, idk if it's still up but you can give it a shot.
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 7 pts · 1y
'mericans...
gigachad@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y
Well it's Milka chocolate from Switzerland, so I'm not so sure about that
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 14 pts · 1y
I thought milk-a chocolate was from Italy?
ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place · 15 pts · 1y
I live in Italy (not Italian) and I feel personally offended by how bad that pun was.
You, sir (or lady, or whatever the fuck you are) should be in a max security pun-itentiary
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 18 pts · 1y
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
pasta la vista
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 1y
norimee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Originally a Swiss brand Suchard now owned by Mondelez, mostly produced in Germany.
You are probably thinking of Italian chocolate Brand Ferrero (Nutella, Kinder products, Rocher ...)
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y
It's-a joke!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
I'm from Europe, bitches! Yes, I can eat my eggs raw how about you, Americans?!
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 8 pts · 1y
That's not a good thing, that means I live closer to this abomination
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Skill issue
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
How about that beef, tho?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Pork is better tbh
Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
I was going to comment enjoy your vomit flavored eggs, but I guess not
robocall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Are you drunk? Why so competitive?
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Why so serious?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Anchovies
norimee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
It's owned by American food conglomerate Mondelez.
schoegge@feddit.org · -2 pts · 1y
Milka is produced in Germany since the 90s. And we Swiss people don't like it.
finkrat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I mean we could actually make this a lot worse and put a Hershey bar in there, I'm sure the butyric acid will kick it up a notch... At least they're using Milka
ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place · -4 pts · 1y
I suppose you have yet to see English or Germans eating... It's... An unpleasant experience.
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 8 pts · 1y
As a German, I have seen Germans eating. I think.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Germans eat???
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 6 pts · 1y
Yes, you
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Seems Germans need better protein sources. Like eggs and chocolate.
Archer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Allegedly
cheddar@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
They used to, but I heard that döner kebabs are too expensive nowadays.
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
As a German I'm interested what you mean. Care to share an example, preferably visual?
norimee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
What exactly did you see?
tobogganablaze@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 1y
Could you maybe not fucking mention us in the same sentence with England when it comes to food?
ricdeh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Thank you sir, you ruined my day
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Rude
openrain502r@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
...why?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Breakfast time
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I want this with white chocolate
hellfire103@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
!shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Whenever I make curry I use these square blocks. Every time I just sort of casually ask my girlfriend "How much choco do you want in here? I'm thinking a lot." as I break off pieces into the wok.
Gets her every time. 😂
ngn@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 1y
please commit unalive