Just Average

372 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world

17 Comments

MagicShel@programming.dev · 52 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Rated by a review board? 4 out of 5 dentists? One fucking girl who doesn't want it anyway?

My wife loves my cock in every hole and that's the only review that matters to me.

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 114 pts · 2y (4 replies)

This is a Wendy's

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 38 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'll have what he's having

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

I also choose that guys dead wife

where_am_i@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

I gotta remember this comeback

frezik@midwest.social · 17 pts · 2y

Not anymore. Now it's a swingers commune.

pennomi@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y (7 replies)
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Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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flicker@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

I'm a woman. This person has the absolute best advice.

The man I'm with currently has nailed my interests so hard I'm halfway to creaming my jeans before he even kisses me. And I've never ever ever experienced anything like it.

Valmond@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I feel a "really good" could fit in there.

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Well, of course. If it's described as "really good," I think we can assume it fits.

If it doesn't fit or proves too be too painful, I guess that falls more towards "disappointing," but that feels like a misnomer

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yea but https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Net_promoter_score is marketer pseudoscience that gets taken waaaaaaay too far by dumb executives all the time.

xthexder@l.sw0.com · 4 pts · 2y

How likely are you to recommend Comcast to a friend?

Bitch, you're a monopoly, I would leave if I could.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

I rather have 1-5.

fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Mean, median, or mode?

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y

Exactly. This rambling nonsense is basically just the response I would expect from "tell me you don't understand averages, without telling me you don't understand averages"

chickenf622@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Did a new copypasta just drop?

Quik@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 1y

Ohhhh, I desperately want this to happen!

BeepTheJeep@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

phenomenon