Girls, our mission is simple 🚬

Alt text: one girl kissing another up against a wall in a social media post with 8 likes captioned: "Lesbians are turning men into servile trans women and using their essence to gain more power."

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48 Comments

GluWu@lemm.ee · 91 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Omg where, where are these lesbians doing such things? So I can avoid them of course.

slacktoid@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 2y

Yes where are they, I have um... Research that needs doing.

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 72 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Oh no, big sacry lesbian feeding me estrogen and girlkissing me

What will I do (very scared) :3

imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee · 35 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh no where, though, so I can definitely avoid being there and having that done to me

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 34 pts · 2y

I would avoid certain Linux communities that are filled with big scary cute transfem lesbians :3

Gork@lemm.ee · 59 pts · 2y (2 replies)

How do I volunteer to advance this global agenda

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y

Step 1 - Find a "man" who wishes to be a girl

Step 2 - Bite her in the [REDACTED] and drain the male essence

Step 3 - Tell her to continue your unholy bloodline

It's kind of like a Ponzi scheme, except we get to be hot women in the end instead of just broke.

RedditWanderer@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

I can just supervise, for the greater good of course

rockerface@lemm.ee · 44 pts · 2y (4 replies)

But are there any downsides to the process?

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 2y (3 replies)

They lose their valuable male essence and become happy pets 😩

thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 2y

I see this as an absolute win

bizarroland@fedia.io · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

How valuable is it really?

I mean, one female egg is worth $5,000, whereas enough semen to repopulate the planet if only one man survives the apocalypse is worth like 25 bucks.

celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y

The habsburgcalipse it would be

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Lesbians are turning me into a transfem

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I know sis, they got me too. Instead of being a depressed dude who hates life, I'm a happy woman with a promising future. Truly a fate of all time ( Ν‘~ ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Aww I wish i were you... Or with you <3

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

You'll make it here one day 😊

declaire@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 2y

eek! where did all the essence go?? (⁠*⁠﹏*๑⁠) πŸ₯Ί

tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

servile trans women?? good thing im still cis tho πŸ‘

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y

For now

OldEggNewTricks@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 2y

Sounds good to me. Where do I sign up? Do I get to wear a low-cut vampire girl outfit?

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I can no longer sit back and allow the international lesbian Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Nuclear war time?

kittykittycatboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 2y (6 replies)

πŸ₯Ί im boy tho..

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (5 replies)

An AMAB transfem boy!? Our only weakness! 😱

kittykittycatboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

can i still be servile to lesbian.., mrauuu

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

I'm sure they'll happily take in a cute pet ( κˆα΄—κˆ)

gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Quick question - what's AMAB?

Oestradiolo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y

Assigned Male At Birth

kewwwi@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

mmm, consuming essense 😌

Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 2y

Oh is that what's happening to me? -Please carry on.- Wait I mean "No please stop it you can't ahh"

ThelittleDoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is it possible to learn this power?

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If you are willing to engage in practices that many deem... unnatural.

bizarroland@fedia.io · 14 pts · 2y

Lube me up, I'm ready

bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 2y

isnt servile a pokemon

shani66@ani.social · 16 pts · 2y

Oh no, how could i possibly resist without my male essence πŸ₯Ί

eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y

Nah I'm a dominant lesbian now.

yenguardian@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2y
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oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2y

Haha, they wish we were servile.

grins in switch

djsoren19@yiffit.net · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh nooo~ don't subject me to girlkissing, I'm so vulnerable and helpless >.<

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

The truth is, you were a servile transfem from the start... πŸ”«

RedditWanderer@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Nice

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Sure, I can share. Got plenty to go around πŸ€—

Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y

:3

Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 2y

This feels like a joke on Jesus christ vampire hunters. Where vampires were hunting lesbians. But this is part 2 where the lesbians learned the "dark arts"

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Sign me the fuck up

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Your essence is mine! πŸ‘ˆπŸ˜ˆ

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Yes mistress🫦