c/greentext · by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works · 1yAnon makes a splash on a first date 464 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
thefartographer@lemm.ee · 93 pts · 1y
Next time, shout, "OH MY GOD, YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I PISSED MYSELF!!!"
The best kind of partner would take that as a compliment and probably want to go on more dates to see if they could do it again.
SsxChaos@lemmy.ml · 33 pts · 1y
I like the way you think (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
Befernafardofo@feddit.it · 13 pts · 1y
Username checks out?
uranibaba@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Username checks in.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 43 pts · 1y
Anon meets another anon with a kink for bathing in piss, a classic love story.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 1y
Could’ve saved the swim for another night and gone to calicocutpant.com. But if you use it, you gotta give.
davidgro@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
A domain parking page?
Edit: found the real page, it is:
https://getcalicocutpants.com/
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
Yeah, the guy who started it, Rick, is completely under water. The whole thing’s really blown up in his face.
swab148@startrek.website · 7 pts · 1y
You hit me in the cup
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y
Smooth and resourceful af. The only downside is you can't tell him.
riodoro1@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
It might have been his kink.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Femanon should have went with "I'm a squirter and I get aroused really easily"
jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Quick thinking resulted in a win-win situation, nice!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Jumping in water isn’t going to wash away that Mountain Dew and tendy piss quick enough.
don@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
Anon took the rather rare pmlol as a writing prompt.