Anon makes a splash on a first date

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15 Comments

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 93 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Next time, shout, "OH MY GOD, YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I PISSED MYSELF!!!"

The best kind of partner would take that as a compliment and probably want to go on more dates to see if they could do it again.

SsxChaos@lemmy.ml · 33 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I like the way you think (⁠☞⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠☞

Befernafardofo@feddit.it · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Username checks out?

uranibaba@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Username checks in.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 43 pts · 1y

Anon meets another anon with a kink for bathing in piss, a classic love story.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Could’ve saved the swim for another night and gone to calicocutpant.com. But if you use it, you gotta give.

davidgro@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y (1 reply)

A domain parking page?

Edit: found the real page, it is:
https://getcalicocutpants.com/

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y

Yeah, the guy who started it, Rick, is completely under water. The whole thing’s really blown up in his face.

swab148@startrek.website · 7 pts · 1y

You hit me in the cup

mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y

Smooth and resourceful af. The only downside is you can't tell him.

riodoro1@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y

It might have been his kink.

psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

Femanon should have went with "I'm a squirter and I get aroused really easily"

jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

Quick thinking resulted in a win-win situation, nice!

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Jumping in water isn’t going to wash away that Mountain Dew and tendy piss quick enough.

don@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y

Anon took the rather rare pmlol as a writing prompt.