A Jeep is an animal living in a three dimensional world—in this case our world—but really belonging to a fourth dimensional world. Here's what happened. A number of Jeep life cells were somehow forced through the dimensional barrier into our world.
Seriously, how has there not been Creepypasta about Eugene the Jeep?
And it's Danish, too! That might not mean a lot to you, but we're a small country, so it feels really cool when we get recognized globally.
I mean, nowadays we've made a nice mark on the movie industry, with Mads Mikkelsen, Jamie Lannister, Winding-Refn, and movies about drinking winning Oscars, but that was different 24 years ago.
Oh my God, thank you for this! My girlfriend's coworker bought a jeep and somehow ended up rebuilding it into one of the Jurassic Park jeeps. It's actually awesome as hell.
18 Comments
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 1y
Wrong meaning of Jeep
Seriously, how has there not been Creepypasta about Eugene the Jeep?
Banichan@dormi.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Because it wasn't invented by internet idiots?
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y
Because it finds everyone that writes creepypastas about them, eats them, then erases everyone's memory of reading it.
assa123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
Help! I am a fish is a cool movie
GoosLife@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
And it's Danish, too! That might not mean a lot to you, but we're a small country, so it feels really cool when we get recognized globally.
I mean, nowadays we've made a nice mark on the movie industry, with Mads Mikkelsen, Jamie Lannister, Winding-Refn, and movies about drinking winning Oscars, but that was different 24 years ago.
Chip_Rat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Alan Rickman, what a treasure.
Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
It goes so hard. Horrific death scene, absolute bop of a theme song
doingthestuff@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I will never financially recover from this.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Can you build me one?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 1y
Is that what the ducks represent? How many times the jeep owner accidentally built a jeep? 🤔
protist@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 1y
What To Do If You Accidentally Built A Jeep: Expert Advice
undefined@links.hackliberty.org · 2 pts · 1y
I can’t tell if the author is being repetitive to make the article longer or if it was written by ChatGPT.
protist@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
I also can't tell. Maybe both
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I'm more worried about those people trapped underwater
SlyLycan@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
Oh my God, thank you for this! My girlfriend's coworker bought a jeep and somehow ended up rebuilding it into one of the Jurassic Park jeeps. It's actually awesome as hell.
bizarroland@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y
Saving this for when I finish my CJ7 project
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
It's hard to watch it actively happen like this and know only too well there's nothing you can do. Feel better soon, dude.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Have you all seen the guy that built the jeep out of neon? https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_JBSfqJmNv/?igsh=MTloMzE2bnd6cDU4dA==