Most relevant section translated to english:
If he (Trump) wins the election on November 5, his billionaire supporter Musk will chair the new board. This is to implement a full financial and performance audit of the entire government and make recommendations for drastic reforms.
Source: Swiss state media article
21 Comments
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y
That will happen right after Vin Diesel becomes US president after Trump chokes on a burger (not poisoned, sorry). Vin Diesel will be replaced by Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho after he flattens Diesel with a monster truck.
jbk@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 2y
omg vin the guy who invented diesel
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
And the system to uniquely identify vehicles. Seems like a real car guy.
swab148@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Cars are his family
roboto@feddit.org · 4 pts · 2y
Would be an honor to be led by a 5 times ultimate smackdown champion and porn superstar.
Senseless@feddit.org · 1 pts · 2y
Had me in the first half.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 2y
I sensed a great disturbance in the force, as though millions of programmers cried out in pain and were suddenly silenced.
Can't wait for him to start messing with timezones next.
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
The great savior will implement the metric system
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y
Yeah but he’ll change every base unit to x, so now we measure acceleration in x/x^2 and volume is measured in x^3 and the highway speed limit is 80x/(x/60).
badbrainstorm@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
The Paypal mafia will level up. Such a gross thought
Resol@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Xnited Xtates of Xmerica
Blaster_M@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
"It'x really hard 2 talk lixe xix" - Strong Bad, but edgier
Resol@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Ah yes, the Xeriouxly Forxe.
No, I tried only replacing the initials with an X, not all instances of the letter S like Strong Bad did.
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
On the plus side, all movies will be rated X
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Is this satire?
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
That the country will be renamed? yes. That Trump has said he'll nominate Musk? No, sadly.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y
No, this is Patrick.
deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y
hahaha Amsterdam will gain New York back
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
Shitposting?
finestnothing@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
h3mlocke@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
I believe you just solved the riddle of the sphinx.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
So the whole "draw Vin Diesel from memory" post was a massive psyop laying the groundwork.