USA to be renamed to XXX

Most relevant section translated to english:

If he (Trump) wins the election on November 5, his billionaire supporter Musk will chair the new board. This is to implement a full financial and performance audit of the entire government and make recommendations for drastic reforms.

Source: Swiss state media article

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21 Comments

random_character_a@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y (5 replies)

That will happen right after Vin Diesel becomes US president after Trump chokes on a burger (not poisoned, sorry). Vin Diesel will be replaced by Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho after he flattens Diesel with a monster truck.

jbk@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

omg vin the guy who invented diesel

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And the system to uniquely identify vehicles. Seems like a real car guy.

swab148@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Cars are his family

roboto@feddit.org · 4 pts · 2y

Would be an honor to be led by a 5 times ultimate smackdown champion and porn superstar.

Senseless@feddit.org · 1 pts · 2y

Had me in the first half.

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 2y

I sensed a great disturbance in the force, as though millions of programmers cried out in pain and were suddenly silenced.

Can't wait for him to start messing with timezones next.

IndustryStandard@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The great savior will implement the metric system

i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y

Yeah but he’ll change every base unit to x, so now we measure acceleration in x/x^2 and volume is measured in x^3 and the highway speed limit is 80x/(x/60).

badbrainstorm@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

The Paypal mafia will level up. Such a gross thought

Resol@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Xnited Xtates of Xmerica

Blaster_M@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"It'x really hard 2 talk lixe xix" - Strong Bad, but edgier

Resol@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Ah yes, the Xeriouxly Forxe.

No, I tried only replacing the initials with an X, not all instances of the letter S like Strong Bad did.

Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

On the plus side, all movies will be rated X

hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is this satire?

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y

That the country will be renamed? yes. That Trump has said he'll nominate Musk? No, sadly.

Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y

No, this is Patrick.

deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y

hahaha Amsterdam will gain New York back

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Shitposting?

finestnothing@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
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h3mlocke@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

I believe you just solved the riddle of the sphinx.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

So the whole "draw Vin Diesel from memory" post was a massive psyop laying the groundwork.