This might be a new low-point for Vance. Illegal Haitian immigrants will eat your pets if you don’t vote for us.
Months ago, I raised the issue of Haitian illegal immigrants draining social services and generally causing chaos all over Springfield, Ohio. Reports now show that people have had their pets abducted and eaten by people who shouldn't be in this country. Where is our border czar?
14 Comments
Makeitstop@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 1y
He's probably just confused because he doesn't understand what they mean by eating pussy.
Lemonspeed@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
This really needs to be higher.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 1y
He’s crazy. And racist.
Is there any other way to explain it?
xmunk@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 1y
Well, when a man and a couch love each other very much...
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 1y
Hey man he’s just heterosectional
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
so... what you're saying is... he doesn't fuck lazyboys?
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Cushions have sections; that’s all that matters to him
refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org · 44 pts · 1y
I didn't read the article, so I'm going to conclude based on the headline that JD Vance eats cats.
Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
That’s crazy, I hear that too. I hear he also steals and eats goldfish from the local PetCo.
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y
This might be a new low-point for Vance. Illegal Haitian immigrants will eat your pets if you don’t vote for us.
EleventhHour@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
I’ll explain it: he’s a shitty racist asshole. Vote for Kamala!
PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
Why do you care, JD? You think cats make people, especially women, “miserable”. So isn’t this a good thing?
Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
How the fuck is this timeline even real at this point?
MediaBiasFactChecker@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 1y
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