Yep, yeah, I don't know how I missed that. Preeeeeetty embarrassing. Definitely the kind of thing that would keep me up at night if it had happened IRL.
Regardless of who you are locked in a room with no one should feel safe if they are locked in a room. Being captured isn't safe feeling at all. Although I would feel safer with those three by my side then alone.
Not a rapist. Doesn't murder for ... sport ... I would trust him well enough with myself or anyone I know.
Shit, I thought you said Daemon, but still, either one of them is closer to secretly-an-okay-guy(strictly consent/safety-wise) Johnny Bravo than so, so many of the assholes we have here in the real world.
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imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works · 63 pts · 1y
Adult males*
I wouldn't try calling Legolas and/or Gimli a man
egrets@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y
They're both men, but neither of them are Men.
BumpingFuglies@lemmy.zip · -17 pts · 1y
Why? "Men" seems more apt and inclusive. Trans men can be rapists, too.EDIT: I'm an idiot.
imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works · 62 pts · 1y
It's an elf and a dwarf. Not men.
BumpingFuglies@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 1y
Yep, yeah, I don't know how I missed that. Preeeeeetty embarrassing. Definitely the kind of thing that would keep me up at night if it had happened IRL.
flughoernchen@feddit.org · 17 pts · 1y
You admitted a mistake on the Internet. That's a plus in my books.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y
I guess you could go with Aragorn, Theoden and Faramir then
halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Just not Boromir.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 41 pts · 1y
Boromir was extremely honorable man, but who could not fight against the influence of the one ring. Don't do him dirty like that
ShamanSpiff@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
He had one moment of weakness and then spent the rest of his life trying to make up for it
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
It was just that one time and he said he was sorry.
TehWorld@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Counterpoint: being in a room with Boromir, it’s pretty unlikely that you’ll be the one to die. It’s kinda like a form of plot armor.
ruckblack@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
Groan
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Lol I appreciated your edit
django@discuss.tchncs.de · 35 pts · 1y
TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Angry Merry noises
django@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 1y
vga@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 1y
Just keep Pip away from any cellphones. He goes crazy with them.
lath@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y
Plot twist: you're an orc.
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 22 pts · 1y
Doomslayer, Master Chief, and Gordon Ramsey.
Catsrules@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 1y
Regardless of who you are locked in a room with no one should feel safe if they are locked in a room. Being captured isn't safe feeling at all. Although I would feel safer with those three by my side then alone.
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 2 pts · 1y
Unless you're trapped with Goku or Saitama, then it's reverse uno card.
Allero@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y
I'd feel perfectly safe locked in a room with Pavel Durov
(potentially local joke, idk if it's actually known outside Russia)
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
For a moment I thought Legolas was Aemon Targaryen.
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
Not a rapist. Doesn't murder for ... sport ... I would trust him well enough with myself or anyone I know.
Shit, I thought you said Daemon, but still, either one of them is closer to secretly-an-okay-guy(strictly consent/safety-wise) Johnny Bravo than so, so many of the assholes we have here in the real world.