Which Bachelor Would You Choose?

I'd be gay for Moleman.

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35 Comments

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y (2 replies)

John Frink. Think OF ALL the wacky INVENTIONS he will be mAKIng.

WarlockLawyer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

The hamburger earmuffs alone will make us billionaires

way_of_UwU@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y

Wait, isn't Dr. Frink married?

alquicksilver@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

Lighttrails@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Sea captain. He likes sunsets, what more could I want?

partial_accumen@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y

Sea captain is also a successful small business owner:

Ambition and stable income are important in a relationship. While Comic Book guy also has a small business and likely stable income, the blatant misogyny would likely be a turnoff for most women.

ganksy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (4 replies)

If Moleman is taken, have to go for my man Stu. I didn't live through the Disco era but they couldn't be that bad, right?

OlinOfTheHillPeople@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

I too welcome our Moleman overlords.

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I do enjoy Disco Stu's taste in music and lack of advertising.

Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

He is also unafraid to be himself, that is compelling.

Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Otto is chill and has good weed

perishthethought@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

And he likes to get blotto!

MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

nickel_for_your_thoughts@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The professor or Otto. Neither is coming home with me afterward, but I'm imagining a bizarrely fascinating conversation over dinner with the professor, and getting blazed with Otto doesn't sound too bad either.

setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I hear Otto has mustard.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Sea Captain knows how to get a girl wet.

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

He also has plenty of sea men.

Zozano@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 1y

Thar she blows

citrusface@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Doin Otto dirty.

MimicJar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Barney, he has a fantastic singing voice and flys a helicopter.

Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'd definitely go for Sober Barney. Drunk Barney is too much a babysitting job

MimicJar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

There's going to be a planet for the French, a planet for the Chinese, and we'll all be happier.

trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Comic book guy

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (4 replies)

The comic book guy is actually a genius, and rich.

HowManyNimons@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

And will die soon!

Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Not rich enough for me to put up with his pedantry.

Plus he'd keep asking me to cosplay Jojo characters for him and I don't have those kind of ratios.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I was thinking that his banter is probably very appealing to a lot of people on this website.

Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Only until he turns it on you, which he will, before the salad is even finished.

c0smokram3r@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y
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thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

uBlock Origin user here so I gotta go with Disco Stu.

shundi82@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'd go for Kirk.

He might not have the most interesting personality, but he seems like a sweet guy, who can enjoy the little things and who will also join you for the occasional adventure.

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

He also sleeps in a racecar bed, which is pretty neat.

setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

The man who sent the number one cracker factory in town into a tie for sixth with Tabletime and Allied Biscuit? No thanks.

houstoneulers@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Frink

boaratio@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Moe Sizlak.