Sea captain is also a successful small business owner:
Ambition and stable income are important in a relationship. While Comic Book guy also has a small business and likely stable income, the blatant misogyny would likely be a turnoff for most women.
The professor or Otto. Neither is coming home with me afterward, but I'm imagining a bizarrely fascinating conversation over dinner with the professor, and getting blazed with Otto doesn't sound too bad either.
He might not have the most interesting personality, but he seems like a sweet guy, who can enjoy the little things and who will also join you for the occasional adventure.
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slazer2au@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
John Frink. Think OF ALL the wacky INVENTIONS he will be mAKIng.
WarlockLawyer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
The hamburger earmuffs alone will make us billionaires
way_of_UwU@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
Wait, isn't Dr. Frink married?
alquicksilver@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Lighttrails@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 1y
Sea captain. He likes sunsets, what more could I want?
partial_accumen@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
Sea captain is also a successful small business owner:
Ambition and stable income are important in a relationship. While Comic Book guy also has a small business and likely stable income, the blatant misogyny would likely be a turnoff for most women.
ganksy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
If Moleman is taken, have to go for my man Stu. I didn't live through the Disco era but they couldn't be that bad, right?
OlinOfTheHillPeople@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I too welcome our Moleman overlords.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I do enjoy Disco Stu's taste in music and lack of advertising.
Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
He is also unafraid to be himself, that is compelling.
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Otto is chill and has good weed
perishthethought@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
And he likes to get blotto!
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
nickel_for_your_thoughts@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
The professor or Otto. Neither is coming home with me afterward, but I'm imagining a bizarrely fascinating conversation over dinner with the professor, and getting blazed with Otto doesn't sound too bad either.
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I hear Otto has mustard.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Sea Captain knows how to get a girl wet.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
He also has plenty of sea men.
Zozano@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 1y
Thar
she blowscitrusface@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Doin Otto dirty.
MimicJar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Barney, he has a fantastic singing voice and flys a helicopter.
Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I'd definitely go for Sober Barney. Drunk Barney is too much a babysitting job
MimicJar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
There's going to be a planet for the French, a planet for the Chinese, and we'll all be happier.
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Comic book guy
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
The comic book guy is actually a genius, and rich.
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
And will die soon!
Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Not rich enough for me to put up with his pedantry.
Plus he'd keep asking me to cosplay Jojo characters for him and I don't have those kind of ratios.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I was thinking that his banter is probably very appealing to a lot of people on this website.
Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Only until he turns it on you, which he will, before the salad is even finished.
c0smokram3r@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y
thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
uBlock Origin user here so I gotta go with Disco Stu.
shundi82@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
I'd go for Kirk.
He might not have the most interesting personality, but he seems like a sweet guy, who can enjoy the little things and who will also join you for the occasional adventure.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
He also sleeps in a racecar bed, which is pretty neat.
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
The man who sent the number one cracker factory in town into a tie for sixth with Tabletime and Allied Biscuit? No thanks.
houstoneulers@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Frink
boaratio@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Moe Sizlak.