WYR: Would you rather it occasionally rain nipples from the sky, or would you rather your toenails belch every time you trim them with nail clippers?

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11 Comments

Grimy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Such a huge amount of rotting flesh would quickly bring about ecological collapse as well as incubating and spreading diseases. The damage to the infrastructure would be immense, I can't imagine a roof full of rot would last long. It would be the end of life as we know it.

KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Dude went all monkeys paw on a would you rather lol

over_clox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Tough choice. Are the nipples edible, or do I need to cook them first?

KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Anything is edible of you are brave enough.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Ah, then it's an easy choice. Nipples are better than toenails, except on Tuesdays of course..

KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Oh, hands down, who would eat toena....wait wuh?

over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hey, food is expensive these days. That's why we all throw in for Toenail Tuesdays. We always boil them first, did you think we were savages?

Then it's up to a family vote whether we fry, bake or grill them..

KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Somehow I can smell toenail soup. Garnished with ancient sock fuzz that's only recently been freed from the ripe, humid environment found only under the toenails.

Who's hungry?

NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
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themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I don't even know how to begin to evaluate these options.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Eructation via toenail sounds like a very entertaining party trick to me.

jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y

Seems like an easy choice, belch.

belch /bĕlch/ | intransitive verb

To expel gas noisily from the stomach through the mouth; burp.