Such a huge amount of rotting flesh would quickly bring about ecological collapse as well as incubating and spreading diseases. The damage to the infrastructure would be immense, I can't imagine a roof full of rot would last long. It would be the end of life as we know it.
Somehow I can smell toenail soup. Garnished with ancient sock fuzz that's only recently been freed from the ripe, humid environment found only under the toenails.
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Grimy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Such a huge amount of rotting flesh would quickly bring about ecological collapse as well as incubating and spreading diseases. The damage to the infrastructure would be immense, I can't imagine a roof full of rot would last long. It would be the end of life as we know it.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Dude went all monkeys paw on a would you rather lol
over_clox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Tough choice. Are the nipples edible, or do I need to cook them first?
KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Anything is edible of you are brave enough.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Ah, then it's an easy choice. Nipples are better than toenails, except on Tuesdays of course..
KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Oh, hands down, who would eat toena....wait wuh?
over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Hey, food is expensive these days. That's why we all throw in for Toenail Tuesdays. We always boil them first, did you think we were savages?
Then it's up to a family vote whether we fry, bake or grill them..
KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Somehow I can smell toenail soup. Garnished with ancient sock fuzz that's only recently been freed from the ripe, humid environment found only under the toenails.
Who's hungry?
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I don't even know how to begin to evaluate these options.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Eructation via toenail sounds like a very entertaining party trick to me.
jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y
Seems like an easy choice, belch.