Anon investigates crime in 2096

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wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 64 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Why is anon investing in crimes?

MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 46 pts · 1y

Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Imagine not buying some of those crime shares.

SitD@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 1y

I'll have the 20x leveraged please ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Thteven@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

The margins

cheddar@programming.dev · 14 pts · 1y

Anon invests in crime scenes, not in crimes.

elvith@feddit.org · 48 pts · 1y (2 replies)

....and of that 3 TB, there's at least 2.9 TB of childhood memories, stories about the recipe author's childhood, and high res photos along the story for SEO reasons

Klear@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y (1 reply)

PB, not TB.

rain_worl@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

did not notice that it was petabytes in the original post, thought you meant "of that 3 TB, there's at least 2.9 PB"

Banichan@dormi.zone · 24 pts · 1y

He died doing what he loved

klemptor@startrek.website · 20 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Goulash is delicious, not a bad way to go

laranis@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Goulash is delicious. But, having the thought of goulash without actually getting to eat goulash would be a terrible way to go. Poor guy.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

But maybe by 2096 thoughts can impact experience. So while you're eating your yeast biscuit or whatever, you think you experience eating goulash, and what is reality but what we experience?

velvetThunder@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y

1000084260

psud@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y

The amount of data suggests that it was a bigger experience than a recipe, bigger than a recipe with pictures, bigger than a recipe with an instructional video

halvar@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y

Hmm goulash mentioned hmm goulash

kat_angstrom@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Is... Is this a true story?

Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 1y

be me

Time traveler

Go back in time to the 2020s to shitpost about normal day to day things that happen in 2096 to see everyone's reaction

Marighost@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

It will be.

jaybone@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is that goulash with macaroni noodles? Whatโ€™s wrong with you people.

Gets some rotini for that.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Best I can do is spaghetti.

rain_worl@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

in 2096: "ha, people had to COMPRESS 1080p videos back in the day? COMPLETELY absurd."