c/dadjokes · by owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 1yHow do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator? Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door. 72 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
Afghaniscran@feddit.uk · 66 pts · 1y
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door
toomanypancakes@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 1y
The lion, king of all the animals, holds a meeting for all the animals and everyone shows up but one. Who's missing?
The giraffe! They're still in the refrigerator.
original_reader@lemm.ee · 48 pts · 1y
You need to cross a river that’s home to crocodiles. How do you get across safely?
You simply swim across. All the crocodiles are at the lion’s meeting!
Retreaux@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Oh my god this is my favorite joke chain! I use it at least once a year
NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
But why don't you use the bridge?
Susaga@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 1y
(I love when I get to post these joke chains)
How do you get 4 elephants in a mini cooper? -Two in the front, two in the back.
How do you get 2 whales in a mini cooper? -Take the M4 and go over the Severn bridge.
How can you tell there's an elephant in your fridge? -Footprints in the custard.
How can you tell there's 2 elephants in your fridge? -You can hear them giggle when the light goes out.
How can you tell there's 3 elephants in your fridge? -You can't quite get the door shut.
How can you tell there's 4 elephants in your fridge? -There's a mini cooper outside.
jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
Well if you got it could you explain? Idk what the Severn bridge is. My phone evidently does by making it a capital letter though.
jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
Ah, thanks.
dch82@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1y
Severn bridge goes over Severn river, which is part of the border between England and Wales. The M4 goes from London to South Wales
Kalkaline@leminal.space · 10 pts · 1y
🚀the joke
🤷 Me
Chozo@fedia.io · 9 pts · 1y
It's more of an antijoke than a dad joke.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
Check the other comments :)
Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win · 9 pts · 1y
I hate that I'm subscribed to this community 😄
dagodemon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
What time is it when an elephant sits on your sofa? Time to buy a new sofa.
ZDL@ttrpg.network · 6 pts · 1y
thenextguy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Fit an elephant in a refrigerator where?
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 11 pts · 1y
Not in the egg compartment, of course, but most other places will do.
MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
Yeah. An elephant won't stay crisp in the egg compartment.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
How do you fit a thousand elephants onto a small driveway?
You take the "i" out in drive and the "f" out in way.
NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
But dad, there is no...
snrkl@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y
???
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Spell it out and say it out loud.
The punchline is more satisfying if you discover it versus being told.
Defenestrator@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Explanation: ::: spoiler spoiler There is no effin' way :::
NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Yes, very much so!