This probably isn't bad, but not as good as it could be. I often make "taco fries" which is just french fries seasoned with taco seasoning instead of salt and then topped with hot sauce, sour cream, cheese and black olives. Sometimes I add meat; most of the time, tho, I am making this because I don't have any meat to just make tacos.
34 Comments
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 1y
Shut your mouth, poutine is glorious.
NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Where are the cheese curds? Where is the gravy? This is just dry crispy chips with sliced olives on top
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
OP said that abomination is BETTER than poutine.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y
Fries are meant to be crispy. Fuckin fight me, you snot eating fry slurper
Edit: Ah, I see this comment has attracted the attention of the FLQ
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 34 pts · 1y
Just eat the poutine faster, before the gravy can soggify your fries!
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · -12 pts · 1y
Yeah, but gravy is mid at best. Cheese curd is also just meh.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
You continue to disappoint me. Maybe if your stopped eating crispy fries your tongue wouldn't be all sandpapered away
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 1y
I could peel the flesh off a freshly killed gazelle: much like a lion
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Exactly! Your palete lacks the refinement for enjoying such a succulent dish like poutine!
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Your replies have been so good, I'm bumping this whole thread.
Fucking A grade internet fight, lads - don't stop now!
9point6@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Skill issue
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 1y
Gift
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I wear that label with PRIDE. You lack of enjoying good food.... person!
PugEnjoyer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 40 pts · 1y
Abysmal take, poutine is delicious
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · -11 pts · 1y
Is that before or after the queef In a box?
Mr_Blott@feddit.uk · -5 pts · 1y
Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 38 pts · 1y
Nah, it'll probably be something like knackers and muff
fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 1y
ooh that poutine bait almost had me 😉
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
FTFY
Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y
Sumfin. How's how we say it.
irationslippers@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
"saink"
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I used to get poutine from a Montreal strip joint that was hands down the best poutine I’ve ever had.
The strippers would queef in the box as it was being closed so you’d get a whiff of warm feta cheese as you opened them up.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 1y
Ah, so poutine is really just missing that inhales slowly breathily je be sais quoi to make it delectable
roguetrick@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Well, you didn't get as big a response for making the Canadians insecure as you did men, but it's just as fiery.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y
Amazing comment.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 1y
This probably isn't bad, but not as good as it could be. I often make "taco fries" which is just french fries seasoned with taco seasoning instead of salt and then topped with hot sauce, sour cream, cheese and black olives. Sometimes I add meat; most of the time, tho, I am making this because I don't have any meat to just make tacos.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Normal people call this “nacho fries”
roguetrick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Why you shitting on the furry's fries? They're not chou fries, so why do you care.
Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
NGL that actually sounds pretty fire
CoolMatt@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
Why are we talking about poutine? All I see is olives on fries
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I also enjoy The 1975.
However, I don't think potatoes and olives would be very good together...unless you add cheese, bacon, sour cream, and chives.
M137@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Fried dicks and warted holes
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
You could penetrate each olive hole with each fry peg and call it a bowl of pegging. Maybe? 🤔
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
I saw tux there for a sec before the post was entirely on my screen. Maybe 4 hours of sleep isn't enough
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Man I dont get the love for olives. At best they're a mild inconvenience on pizza. At worst they completly overpower whatever they're on.