Cuisine rule

Still better than soggy-ass poutine fries

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34 Comments

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 1y (12 replies)

Shut your mouth, poutine is glorious.

NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Where are the cheese curds? Where is the gravy? This is just dry crispy chips with sliced olives on top

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

OP said that abomination is BETTER than poutine.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y (9 replies)

Fries are meant to be crispy. Fuckin fight me, you snot eating fry slurper

Edit: Ah, I see this comment has attracted the attention of the FLQ

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 34 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Just eat the poutine faster, before the gravy can soggify your fries!

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · -12 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Yeah, but gravy is mid at best. Cheese curd is also just meh.

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y (3 replies)

You continue to disappoint me. Maybe if your stopped eating crispy fries your tongue wouldn't be all sandpapered away

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I could peel the flesh off a freshly killed gazelle: much like a lion

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Exactly! Your palete lacks the refinement for enjoying such a succulent dish like poutine!

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

Your replies have been so good, I'm bumping this whole thread.

Fucking A grade internet fight, lads - don't stop now!

9point6@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Skill issue

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 1y

Gift

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I wear that label with PRIDE. You lack of enjoying good food.... person!

PugEnjoyer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 40 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Abysmal take, poutine is delicious

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · -11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is that before or after the queef In a box?

Mr_Blott@feddit.uk · -5 pts · 1y
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Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 38 pts · 1y

Nah, it'll probably be something like knackers and muff

fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 1y

ooh that poutine bait almost had me 😉

radicalautonomy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

British people prolly call this "Nuts and Bolts" or something summat.

FTFY

Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y

Sumfin. How's how we say it.

irationslippers@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

"saink"

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I used to get poutine from a Montreal strip joint that was hands down the best poutine I’ve ever had.

The strippers would queef in the box as it was being closed so you’d get a whiff of warm feta cheese as you opened them up.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 1y

Ah, so poutine is really just missing that inhales slowly breathily je be sais quoi to make it delectable

roguetrick@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Well, you didn't get as big a response for making the Canadians insecure as you did men, but it's just as fiery.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y

Amazing comment.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 1y (4 replies)

This probably isn't bad, but not as good as it could be. I often make "taco fries" which is just french fries seasoned with taco seasoning instead of salt and then topped with hot sauce, sour cream, cheese and black olives. Sometimes I add meat; most of the time, tho, I am making this because I don't have any meat to just make tacos.

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Normal people call this “nacho fries”

roguetrick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Why you shitting on the furry's fries? They're not chou fries, so why do you care.

Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
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Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

NGL that actually sounds pretty fire

CoolMatt@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

Why are we talking about poutine? All I see is olives on fries

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I also enjoy The 1975.

However, I don't think potatoes and olives would be very good together...unless you add cheese, bacon, sour cream, and chives.

M137@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Fried dicks and warted holes

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

You could penetrate each olive hole with each fry peg and call it a bowl of pegging. Maybe? 🤔

SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y

I saw tux there for a sec before the post was entirely on my screen. Maybe 4 hours of sleep isn't enough

Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Man I dont get the love for olives. At best they're a mild inconvenience on pizza. At worst they completly overpower whatever they're on.