What did the minivan name her baby?

Carson.

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8 Comments

folkrav@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

There’s actually a kids TV show where the characters are all vehicles (based on some VTech toy line lol), where the main character is part of a family of cars, that’s called Cory Carson.

tomat0223@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Carl?

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Carmichael.

thenextguy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Shouldn't it be vanson?

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I chose minivan because of the whole "soccer mom" trope. Figured it made more sense.

RunningInRVA@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I don’t understand a dad joke that never sets itself up to be executed in real life. This is a clever play on words, as are most of the jokes here, but I only value a dad joke that I can reasonably exercise in the moment. How do I make use of this unless my kid happens to ask about minivans giving birth?

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Tbh I came up with this on the fly while driving past a Carson road so it's not like it has a lot of thought behind it.

intensely_human@lemm.ee · -1 pts · 1y

This is really really bad