I ate so many Olive Garden breadsticks for dinner that I had to wake up twice to have diarrhea. Right now I'm empty but the situation is so dire that I can't trust a fart.
Those breadsticka are so damn good.
I ate so many Olive Garden breadsticks for dinner that I had to wake up twice to have diarrhea. Right now I'm empty but the situation is so dire that I can't trust a fart.
Those breadsticka are so damn good.
12 Comments
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Sometimes it has to be that way.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Showed this to my girlfriend and said "I didn't know you had a lemmy account". I have seen her go through exactly this. She recommends asking for a side of their alfredo sauce to dip the breadsticks in.
edg@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I'd probably be popping off at both ends if I'd done that.
carmanut@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Go off, King
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
How did bread give you diarrhea?
snail_stampede@midwest.social · 5 pts · 1y
edg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
That's my guess. The massive amounts of sodium probably didn't help.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Ahhh, that would do it
degen@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y
They used to be better
toototabon@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
The title made me think this was going to be way deeper.
No fart shall ever be trusted !
edg@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
You start getting philosophical when spilling your guts at 4am.
frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
this is an ad
edg@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Yup. I got paid $300 by Darden Restaurants, Inc. to say their food gave me the squirts..