I'm not proud of it but I refuse to be ashamed

I ate so many Olive Garden breadsticks for dinner that I had to wake up twice to have diarrhea. Right now I'm empty but the situation is so dire that I can't trust a fart.

Those breadsticka are so damn good.

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12 Comments

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Sometimes it has to be that way.

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Showed this to my girlfriend and said "I didn't know you had a lemmy account". I have seen her go through exactly this. She recommends asking for a side of their alfredo sauce to dip the breadsticks in.

edg@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I'd probably be popping off at both ends if I'd done that.

carmanut@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Go off, King

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

How did bread give you diarrhea?

snail_stampede@midwest.social · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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edg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

That's my guess. The massive amounts of sodium probably didn't help.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Ahhh, that would do it

degen@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y

They used to be better

toototabon@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The title made me think this was going to be way deeper.

No fart shall ever be trusted !

edg@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

You start getting philosophical when spilling your guts at 4am.

frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

this is an ad

edg@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Yup. I got paid $300 by Darden Restaurants, Inc. to say their food gave me the squirts..