YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like "this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)" that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.
I disagree, i despise the spork. Combining two things that work best in their own task seperately is terrible. Try to get the last bit of pudding out a pudding cup or twirl noodles with it and you can see it's not as effective, terrible even.
I don't think I mentioned volume anywhere. I don't make any sound when I drink soup. Why would I not just drink the broth after I'm done eating the solid bits out of the soup? Are you bound by some crazy social rules that no one actually should be bound by? You really need to ask yourself these questions. I am most certainly not bound by any of those societal bullshits.
Remember when the internet was chock-full of useful information? Nowdays you have to search far and wide to find anything that's beyond common everyday knowledge and also correct.
Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.
69 Comments
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world · 109 pts · 1y
pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 1y
Fuck I can hear her say it too
Spider2013@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
The spork effect
apex32@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
For those who don't know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.
58008@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 1y
You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice 'spooking'.
TriflingToad@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
AAAAAAAA!!!
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
That's a foforkrk.
camr_on@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
This is what they mean when they say it's "spooky season"
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y
Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.
RattlerSix@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn't have those slots?
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
TriflingToad@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
I think you're looking for some hoes to fork,
IronKrill@lemmy.ca · 30 pts · 1y
This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.
vithigar@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 1y
YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like "this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)" that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
a robotic voice
paddirn@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.
Valmond@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
The fedora of kitchenware!
dan@upvote.au · 2 pts · 1y
m'soup
borgertwo@ani.social · 2 pts · 1y
I disagree, i despise the spork. Combining two things that work best in their own task seperately is terrible. Try to get the last bit of pudding out a pudding cup or twirl noodles with it and you can see it's not as effective, terrible even.
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
You're god damn right
lustyargonian@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y
Chopsticks don't have any slots, why can't I have soup with those then?
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Ah yes, the scientific process.
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Slots ruin everything..
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
Your fork's a slot
moistclump@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
You calling me a forking slot?
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · -10 pts · 1y
Changing a few letters doesnt change what this joke is (misogynisy),
Ah yes, those mean people, having sex, without you.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
The not-fun-party is across the street, in .ml land
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
Stop slot shaming!
badbytes@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.
SuperApples@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for "Look around you". It's around on YouTube so go take a look!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 1y
I used to fall asleep to that when it was airing on Adult Swim lol
OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Norway
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
There's literally soup on the fork where the slots aren't, it's just inefficient.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Yet I still eat soup with a fork when I can. I eat the contents, then drink the broth from the bowl. I'm a tad in the wackadoo side maybe
Shou@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Good way to eat noodles imo.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
TIL
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Not with that attitude you can't
AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don't know anything, do you?
borgertwo@ani.social · 2 pts · 1y
Ah yes, just peel the slots off
LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
Slotted spoons don’t hold much soup.
doingthestuff@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
You don't need a spoon. It's in a bowl. You eat the solid bits with chopsticks then pick up the bowl and drink it! It's not rocket science.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
But indecent, if not in east asia.
doingthestuff@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
ELI5 please
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
Loudly sipping soup? Indecent.
Not sure, i do think in China/Japan/etc. generally too? Except for some dishes like ... damn, well the noodle soup.
doingthestuff@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
I don't think I mentioned volume anywhere. I don't make any sound when I drink soup. Why would I not just drink the broth after I'm done eating the solid bits out of the soup? Are you bound by some crazy social rules that no one actually should be bound by? You really need to ask yourself these questions. I am most certainly not bound by any of those societal bullshits.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
So now I'm gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!
unreachable@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Casual players shouldn't do fork builds.
scytale@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Why is he touching it though.
sunbytes@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I won't understand until I hear piratesoftware explain it.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
While drawing diagrams that don't actually help anything but keep your attention like a cat watching a laser-pointer?
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y
Where were you all the times I couldn’t eat soup?!
ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y
Unless you use a Vichyssoise fork. It's all in the wrist.
iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y
"Observe my trolley. These are my weapons..."
PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y
Remember when the internet was chock-full of useful information? Nowdays you have to search far and wide to find anything that's beyond common everyday knowledge and also correct.
communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
No
CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
We doing cutlery now?
Alright. I've seen stranger stuff on Lemmy.
Proceed.
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
A very good metaphor for life 🤣🙏🤲👌👈🤫
/s
Jeez why do I act stoned when I'm clearly not stoned?
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Forks are diet spoons.
Gork@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Huh. That's why it is never working for me.
alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
User error. Just use colder soup.
StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
I knew it! It's a scam and always has been! Nobody wanted to believe me but now I have prove
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
Liar. Fill the slits and try to eat soup.
masterofn001@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
A spork is the perfect utensil.
dan@upvote.au · 3 pts · 1y
You need one with a serrated edge so you can cut your mouth when you use it as a spoon.
nforminvasion@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Missing a half assed serrated mess on one side
aport@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
Unless it has got many vegetables
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
*brain coursens by 3%"