Move over Harambe

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27 Comments

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 86 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Tits out for Shabani

Comment105@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Harambe is overcome with jealousy.

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y

Shabani; their tits out

Harambe; their dicks out

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 75 pts · 1y

Imagine being thirsty for a gorilla.

sundray@lemmus.org · 75 pts · 1y (2 replies)

"We have to stop this behavior!"

Politely puts up a sign

It works

OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca · 56 pts · 1y (1 reply)

They did say it was in Japan.

pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

The Germany of Asia

Draegur@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 1y

dicks out for Harambetits out for Shabani

Shard@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Never nuke country twice

Comment105@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's what happens when you go full yankee

Double-nuked then groomed into some weird mix of insane but obedient by daddy Joe.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 5 pts · 1y

I'm not an expert on Japanese culture but if there's one thing I do know it's that Papa MacArthur isn't the one who made them, academically speaking, a bunch of subby little heirarchy freaks.

Davel23@fedia.io · 18 pts · 1y

Notice me, gorilla-senpai!

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y

Ngl, I'm at half chub for the dude

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (5 replies)

This reminds me of the horror story of the monkey prostitute.

Zozano@lemy.lol · 27 pts · 1y (3 replies)

First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey.

Second, it wasn't a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn't paid.

Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

1: Apes are cladistically monkeys these days. https://paoloviscardi.com/2011/04/21/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it/

2: I think most people would consider a sex slave a prostitute even if their slave holder doesn't let them keep the money but maybe that's a fair distinction if you just consider it all rape as a result of the lack of consent.

3: Understandable, but why'd you keep going back?

Zozano@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 1y

Dude stop embarrassing me in front of the Wizards.

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

You think the foot job would have gave it away.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Gross, where? Specifically, where?

lolcatnip@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 1y

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I wonder if gorillas know their name based off interactions with trainers or if the yelling was bothering all the gorillas.

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Oh they know, they're really smart

Mango@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

These are the girls who chose the bear.

Wanderer@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Japan is weird.

I really want to go and get involved, and I don't mean not in those weird videos or game shows you see on the internet.

Trollception@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

You should definitely go, it's great!

tetrahedron@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
cabron_offsets@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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yamanii@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I finally understand why a japanese vtuber that I follow says she loves gorillas when referring to strong dudes.