c/funny · by _thebrain_@sh.itjust.works · 1yThose cats were fast as lightening back in 1974. People have slowed down since then. 356 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
pipe01@programming.dev · 36 pts · 1y
Damn, everybody was Kung Fu fighting?
terribletortoise@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y
New Zealand was not Kung Fu fighting. As was foretold in prophecy.
metaStatic@kbin.earth · 12 pts · 1y
Middle Earth didn't exist in 74
hypeerror@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y
Yeah those cats were fast as lightning.
rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Honestly, it was a little bit frightening
ladicius@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
But they fought with expert timing!
Huschke@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Who were they and where were they from?
XTL@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y
Well, there were funky China men from funky Chinatown
faintwhenfree@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 1y
No the fish were not clearly kung fu fighting. It's a shame really, they'd be excellent kungfu fighters
realDek4y@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
Not in New Zealand apparently
kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
New Zealand doesn't exist!
Balthazar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Possibly why it was a little bit frightening?
_thebrain_@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
No. New Zealand is there. They were not kung-fu fighting. The places they were not kung-fu fight are cored white. It's just unfortunate that it is also the background color
No1@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Ahh, so the Arctic and Antarctica were also not kung-fu fighting....
_thebrain_@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Polar bears and penguins lack the coordination for true kung fu mastery
realDek4y@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Would that mean that everybody was, in fact, not kung-fu fighting?
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Actually, it means that not everybody was kung-fu fighting. The position of 'not' is important.
realDek4y@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
So at least it would be a false statement that everybody was kung-fu fighting
_thebrain_@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Every body (in the blue area) was kung-fu fighting. The parenthetical part was removed for rhyme scheme
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 1y
I came here to say this.
We "don't exist" and we want to keep everybody believing that; don't dry to go to New Zealand, it doesn't exist.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
SatyrSack@lemmy.one · 7 pts · 1y
Obviously, the blue part is land.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
But was the lightning fast as lightening?
Yeller_king@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 1y
They were, but we don't know if they still are.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
Until we get data to the contrary, we must assume they are
Yeller_king@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 1y
For sure, more research is required.