if god didn't want me to be cozy then why can I turn myself into a burrito?

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kewwwi@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

apes together, cozy

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

No apes. Only kitties! <3 :3

Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Imagine someone else wrapping you up into a burrito so you could be cozy

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Imagine being wrapped up with another person so you could both be cozy little sushi rolls.

Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1y

Omg YES

phuntis@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I just woke up my visions still a little fuzzy and I just saw goatse

general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y

Having a good nap on a comfy couch is really one of lifes's biggest joys

celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Jokes on you I don't own a couch ;((((((

Mandarbmax@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Just use your girlfriend's couch, dummy!

celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

You so real for that. :3

LordAmplifier@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1y

I don't have room for a couch, but one of those big, cosy armchairs / recliners / whatever they're called would be great, too. If I could find one that's like an office chair or a gaming chair but with the feel of an armchair, I'd be so happy.

celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Jokes on you I don't own a couch ;((((((