A match made in heaven! 😍

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fox2263@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ok America. It’s time to stop now.

How to give your pimples pimples

I mean, the soda is probably caustic enough to be a great exfoliator. But I wouldn't want to smell like Mountain Dew of any flavor.

The Doritos one sounds stupid unless it actually has stale Doritos in it acting like micro beads.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'm reluctant to ask but.. WTF is a JABBER'S SOAP??

It says right on the tin. You really don’t want to drop it.

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I've never had Mountain Dew, but I always imagined it would taste like shower gel or shampoo. The scents/flavors even have similar names.

More like battery acid and corn syrup, at least for the regular flavor, and I say that as someone who likes it.

Zier@fedia.io · 9 pts · 1y

So that's the face wash trump uses and why he's so orange. Mystery solved Scooby-Doo!

Tingly

Bodywash Blast would make Granny gush 😏.

JoeTheSane@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I was a nerd in the 80s and 90s when some actually smelled like this AND IT WAS A BAD THING

If you smelled like Mt. Dew I could only imagine you were a horribly managed type 1 diabetic about to go into ketoacidosis.

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

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