My wife recently lost her job to AI. She wound up finding a job that she actually likes, but at about 50% of her old salary. At the same time, I racked up some healthcare bills and we have a child trying to get out of the country for college, but of course the loan from Sallie Mae may not get to school in time for the first year, despite the fact we started the process about a year ago. About the only way we can think of to temper the loss of income is to sell the house and use the cash to pay off debt and live… somewhere.
If we could get out of the debt we are in, my wife would be able to keep her job and we would be able to help pay for college without selling the house.
Hopefully, we will find another way because ain’t nobody willing or able to give money away in this country lol
Yes! I used to buy all this shit at a magic store in the Burlington Center, a NJ mall. Even got the cigar charges and put one in my brothers cigarette. Hilarious, but it led to a pretty epic beating.
Came here to say this.
Boo. He’s always just so damned delighted to be included!
Won’t someone please think of the white, Christian men?
Also showing love for Some More News. It’s run by some golden age Cracked alumni.
Pay off debt.
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My wife recently lost her job to AI. She wound up finding a job that she actually likes, but at about 50% of her old salary. At the same time, I racked up some healthcare bills and we have a child trying to get out of the country for college, but of course the loan from Sallie Mae may not get to school in time for the first year, despite the fact we started the process about a year ago. About the only way we can think of to temper the loss of income is to sell the house and use the cash to pay off debt and live… somewhere.
If we could get out of the debt we are in, my wife would be able to keep her job and we would be able to help pay for college without selling the house.
Hopefully, we will find another way because ain’t nobody willing or able to give money away in this country lol
Im so glad this show is back!
Omg, where?!
Dibs on Earth for pansexuals!
Wow, that’s a blast from the past! I haven’t seen I’m Gonna Get You, Sucka! in decades!
A single rib and nothing else.
If you see someone shoplifting baby clothes and diapers, no you didn’t.
I see what you did there!
Of course he is, because this country is a nightmare from which we will never wake.
He was a little shook up, but fine. I did get to see it, and it was beautiful!
Yes! I used to buy all this shit at a magic store in the Burlington Center, a NJ mall. Even got the cigar charges and put one in my brothers cigarette. Hilarious, but it led to a pretty epic beating.
Show me one person who is surprised by this and he will show them his dick.
And how long before this guy bursts into the study room wearing a low-cut nurses costume?
That really looks like an old school glass stinkbomb. Except the liquid isn’t yellow.
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Fails without the blood geyser represented.