Please marry my daughter

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11 Comments

KuchiKopi@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 3y

Still deserve happy.

klemptor@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 3y

Hmm, I have been admiring the family hat....

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

3 cubits of land

Oh wow! A whole 54 square inches!

Girru00@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

"Smells adequate" I.. I just dont know what words would be used to describe an adequate smell.

expatriado@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

unlimited hay bales could run very expensive, unlike the other offerings

SinningStromgald@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (4 replies)

It would have to a young goat since your daughter is so ugly.

Sharpiemarker@feddit.de · 10 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Keep this man away from the goat please.

SinningStromgald@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Have you seen that man daughter? I'm doing the world a favor here.

bentsea@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y

I mean, who even cares when you're mostly there for the goat anyway, right?

scutiger@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

She's not ugly! She's a handsome woman!